Debunking The Hype: Overrated Sex Acts (15 GIFS)

“On the beach. Seems romantic; sand gets everywhere.”

“Anything involving food”

“Hammock sex. We thought it would be sensual, rhythmic, and tropical. It’s really just like being two dolphins awkwardly trapped in tuna net.”

“Sometimes really hot girls are not the best sex partners. Anecdotally, physical appeal is no measure of hygiene or participatory nature.”

“Standing 69. Just leave that shit to the porn stars. It’s a nightmare. You’re standing there fumble-fucking around trying not fall over and injure one another the entire time so there’s really nothing fun about it.”

“Using a massage gun as a vibrator, don’t try it out ladies you’ll get bruises lol”

“Sex in a wet environment. Car sex is hit or miss but is usually not very good.”

“Sex in a pool.”

“Cumming on a girl’s face. Porn would have you believe it’s the pinnacle of climax options until you realize you just took your dick out of someone’s mouth or vagina to finish with your own hand.. talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.”

“Scissoring. As a lesbian I was all for trying it. It turned out to be quite literally anticlimactic.”

“Co-worker sex. The sexual tension is high, oh yeah boy better believe it. But once you nut, hot damn, the unemployment line is gonna be lookin saucy.”

“My wife sitting on my face. It’s fun and I love it, but it’s disappointing because she was given specific instructions to let me die under there and I’m still very much alive.”

“For me as a woman it’s 69ing.. I don’t really get much pleasure because I’m ADHD and if I’m concentrating on giving a blow job i can’t really pay attention to my partner trying to eat me out. I end up giving a worse blow job and don’t get enjoyment out of getting eaten out.”

“Man, I thought a threesome would spice things up, but instead of a wild night to remember, it turned into a plot twist I didn’t see coming. My wife ended up leaving me for the other woman.”

“Sitting in a chair. My eggroll too small.”