Hook-Up Horrors: When Plans Go Awry (19 GIFS)

Posted in NSFW 3 Oct 2023 2217

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"Girlfriend heard that a listerine strip made a blowjob better. I ended up with a piece of lava stuck on my dick and her laughing so much she kept clamping down and I couldn’t get my dick out safely.

*pro tip 20 years later: enthusiasm is all a blowjob needs."

"I fucked a pineapple. Not my proudest moment."

"I regret doing anal after we went for a curry."

"Met a girl in a club on Long Island, making out on the dance floor, she grabs my hand we go outside, I did not have a car, thought she did, She takes me behind a dumpster. I was like what the fuck is this, we go at it, we are finished.

She smiles and said, I love fooling around out here. OMG I felt like I needed a shower. Went to a different BAR,, lol she just went back inside…. cannot make this stuff up…"

"Gf came home drunk after a party and gave me a BJ. Afterwards she told me she sucked another guy’s dick at the party “but just for a second, I regretted it almost instantly”. The other guy was a buddy of mine, who knew it was my gf…"

"My first time having sex the condom broke and I was in fear of having a baby with a really nice but weird girl. All of a sudden it felt too damn good and I couldn’t stop!"

"Receiving a blow job in high school science class, I thought she was being playful and teasing me saying she’d like to do it. I wasn’t paying much attention and she was under the lab bench with my shorts down before I could say anything . We weren’t dating or shared any romantic exchanges not even flirting before this.

To be fair I wasn’t very good at noticing flirting so maybe this was her way of saying I like you. I had a full blown panic attack, froze and just stared bug eyed at the white board . If something like that happened now, I’d be all for it, back then it was terrifying."

"I did not washing my hands thoroughly after cutting jalapeños."

"GF and I aren’t exactly spring chickens – we ended our day by rubbing each other down with some IcyHot – then in the process of coating every nook & cranny got out selves rather horny – IcyHot soaking into the thin skin of a guys dick, and IN a womans vag – is quite painful – and if you can maintain an erection throughout (Godbless cialis) can lead to some awesome angry spiteful sex.

But I wouldn’t do it again."

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