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After-Sex Oddities: Women's Weirdest Words (18 GIFS)
Posted in NSFW 16 Oct 2023 2018
"Met girl, went on date, brought girl home, had the sex, finished the sex, laying there she says “What would you do if I died right now?” and demanded an actual answer"
"“I bet you’re glad you ordered that pizza”
Was waiting on a pizza at mellow mushroom at the bar and having a beer. Long story short a waitress gave me her number, we went out the next day and hooked up after.
I was glad I ordered that pizza"
"Not to me, but as she walked over to the bathroom after the deed, she said “I just fucked your owner” to my cat. Sexiest thing that ever happened to me."
"“I don’t know why you’re single, I mean you’re not my type but you’re a good guy.”
-I had no idea what to say to this"
"“Pleasure doing sex business with ya”. We then shook hands.
Still together 5 years later!"
"“I need you to take me to the hospital. Something is now bleeding and hurts”
Turns out ovarian cyst popped. We’re still together with the running joke of sex so good it put her in the ER"
“I used to be scared of dying a virgin… now I’m just scared of dying”
“I don’t usually say this but, yeah, you can stay.”
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