Exploring The Male Anatomy: Surprising Penis Facts (24 GIFS)

"Ejaculation speed can reach up to 45 km/h (28 mph)."

"It is almost always darker than the rest of the body."

"Being stressed out, exhausted, and cold makes it smaller. So the smallest penis in the world should belong to a man being chased by a polar bear in the Arctic."

"An elephants penis is prehensile, like it’s trunk. It can use it to pick up objects."

"The animal with the largest Penis to body ratio is the barnacle. Barnacles are like 70% penis."

"When you suck your own dick it feels more like you are sucking a dick than getting a blow job."

"The seam on your ballsack is where your proto vagina sealed up while you were in the womb."

"Raccoon penises have bones in them that people used to use as toothpicks in the Old West™."

"It will deliberately embarrass you by shriveling up right when you need it to look impressive."

"Most animals have a “penis bone” which allows for instant erections, however humans do not have this bone. The cause is thought to be because without the bone, courtship, arousal, and mating is a longer affair therefore leading to increased intimacy and pair bonding.

The penis is literally made for love."

"In your lifetime, you will touch your one penis more than your ten toes."

"Just because its erect DOES NOT mean the person is horny/aroused."

"It can break like a glow stick if it slips out while a girl is on top and slams back down on it."

"Ducks have a 12in long corkscrew penis that is spring loaded.

It falls off at the end of each mating season and grows back bigger based on how much they mated that season."

"Your urethra is rifled much like a gun barrel, it’s spiral shaped. It’s why your pee comes out in a stream and doesn’t just spray everywhere. It also helps keep the urethra clean from infection which is the main reason men have less UTI’s."

"A batman logo drawn on it with a sharpie takes roughly 20 days to completely disappear. If drawn on when flaccid it doubles as a cool tribal looking tattoo when your happy and you know it."

"Humans have the largest penises among all primates. Gorillas typically have penises only one inch long. Among howler monkeys, the ones that howl the loudest tend have the smallest penises.

Now you know why self-proclaimed “alpha males” yell so much."

"If you clench your ass, you can make it twitch."

"“Blue balls” is real, contrary to what a lot of people think. It is called “epididymal hypertension.”

It only happens when you’re truly extremely aroused without release, not from the garden-variety random boner. Some guys get it worse than others and some not at all, but it is 100% real. It makes your balls so sensitive that even your thighs brushing against them while you walk will make them explode with pain.

When it’s really bad it makes it agonizing to walk or sit down. And the only way to make it go away is to ejaculate. It fades away over the course of an hour or two after ejaculation and then your balls are 100% back to normal. It’s crazy.

Now, whether or not some guys use it as a manipulation tactic is another thing. I have no doubt that there’s guys who would do/do that, but just because some people claim to be sick to get out of work doesn’t mean the flu doesn’t exist.

Shame on the men who claim blue balls when they don’t really have it because some of us really be suffering out here. And the solution is as easy as going to the bathroom to rub one out."

"Viagra was meant to treat hypertension, enlarging the penis was just a side effect.

Now it makes me wonder how those first few clinical trials went lmao."

"A single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information. One ejaculation represents roughly a data transfer of 15,875 GB, equivalent to the combined capacity of 62 MacBook Pro laptops."

"Our ball sack is constantly moving. It still creeps the shit out of me."

"The longest penis ever recorded was 48 cm long (18.9 inches).

Shortest: 1/16th of an inch. So about 2 mm"

"A fun fact about the male reproductions system but not quite the penis. The prostate and G-spot are the same organ. Although smaller in women it still surrounds the urethra as it does in men."