“But I poop from there!”
“Not right now you don’t.”
"“Put your kids behind bars” -Says a girl with braces waiting for a load"
"YOU LEMON STEALING WHORE"
“I’m not at the beach, this is a bathtub”
“AWWW YEAH FUCKIN’ DROPPIN’ LOADS!!”
“I just wanna get some stank on my hang low.”
"Glaze me like a fucking donut"
“I need a pee”
“I want something to drink”
“We both can benefit from this”
"I can feel the color in me.
Not generally into racial play, but that line was just so damn funny."
‘You can’t just go around penetrating people!’
"“Help me i’m stuck” when they are clearly not stuck"
“Get busy living, or get busy dying.”
"“Show ‘em why they call you horse”
— Ron Jeremy movie where he gets his wife a horse for their anniversary"
"Shut up before I go back there and slap your tits
– Fake Taxi"
"Never saw the film but I read the quote in an adult magazine. It’s film from around the early 80’s. A girl is teaching another girl about giving a blow job and she says, “If at first you don’t succeed try try again until you suck seed.”
LOL, always loved that. When porn could actually be creative and entertaining."
"A naked woman, motioning towards her crotch: “Have some lunch.”"
"Female nurses to male patient…”Looks like he needs some mouth-to-cock resuscitation.”"
Girl: “I love when you disrespect me like that.”
“Eat more rice cum more”
"No cash? Pay with your ass."