Jealousy Triggers: What Each Gender Secretly Admires In The Other (20 GIFS)

"Not having periods"

"Being able to pee practically anywhere."

"Not having sudden boners"

"Unsolicited hugs, cuddling without romance"

"Girls butts look way more comfy to sit on"

"Not having people look at you suspiciously when you take your daughter to the park.

Don’t get me wrong– as a dude I appreciate that it takes incredibly little for me to be considered a “good dad” while for women it takes incredibly little for them to be considered a “bad mom”– I just wish that I didn’t literally have some random bitch go up to my daughter and ask her if she felt safe while I was keeping an eye on her.

I didn’t even know what to say… but my daughter did, “my daddy says not to take to weirdos” (we use weirdo and strangers somewhat interchangeably in our home). I bought her ice cream afterwards"

"Multiple orgasms"

"Sun dresses in summer. They look so cool and comfortable!"

"Not having to shave everywhere"

"POCKETS! Actual fucking pockets in pants that hold more than a damn quarter."

"Being able to go shirtless, not in most businesses obviously, but like outside or swimming etc"

"The ability to open jars with minimal effort."

"Being allowed to express all of their emotions in otherwise completely acceptable and healthy ways. Let me squeal with joy at kittens motherfucker"

"Ive wondered what it would be like to have a penis. I mean them seem dangly and impractical but also fun at the same time. Men seem to love them SOOO much. I don’t think Id want to be a man permanently but just for a day to know what it’s like."

"Fashion choices. Dudes get like shirts, polos, button ups and Henley’s and that’s it. Ladies get a billion different inventive options. Not even to mention skirts and dresses which is super nice to let your boys blow in the breeze."

"Getting compliments.

I’m one of the fortunate ones who at least gets smiled at by women, but I still never get compliments."

"I would love to feel safe going anywhere alone. I think about hiking solo with such a longing… my boyfriend doesn’t get it at all, he thinks I’m being silly. It makes me so sad/angry."

"They can cry during movies or TV shows and not get thought less of or made fun of.

Seriously, I get choked up at stupid stuff and have to try to hide it. Need to try to limit it to one manly tear."

"Guys don’t have to deal with the side effects of birth control (or just birth control in general).The weight gain, hormonal issues, and other side effects can be a nightmare, especially if you’re just starting and trying to find what’s best for you.

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They can cry during movies or TV shows and not get thought less of or made fun of.Seriously, I get choked up at stupid stuff and have to try to hide it. Need to try to limit it to one manly tear."

"The fact that it’s totally acceptable for a woman to be a “stay at home mom.” However, if you’re a man and are a “stay at home dad” you’re a dead beat or a bum."