Beloved Verbal Gems: Swear Words We Embrace And Admire (23 GIFS)

"I personally like the term asshat."

"Jesus Fucking Christ."

"Fuck. Historians have traced this swear word back to around 1475."

"Cunt."

"Cum-dumpster."

"In ASL, someone taught me a swear (not sure if it’s legit or not but still), that translates to “Your face looks like a dead hippopotamus on fire.”"

"You absolute cockgobbler."

"Lint licker!"

"Bollocks!"

"Twat."

"Heard “Fuck me running” from a coworker years ago. The absurd mental image it creates made it stick for me."

"Fiddlesticks."

"Cotton-headed ninny muggins."

"Mudblood."

"Poppycock."

"Cock-sucking motherfucker."

"Daft donkey."

"Funky butt lovin’!"

"Cuckold."

"Bastard."

"Douche canoe if it fits."

"Christ on a cracker."

"Fucking A! Just feels so satisfying to say."