"Back when I was in 8th grade, I would masturbate to everything. But the most desperate one might be my next door neighbor who is the prettiest and nicest old lady I’ve met. (I didn’t jack off but imagined her as my partner and an old-aged life.)"
"Pure imagination."
"Captain America’s flexing scenes."
"Hearing my neighbors having sex."
"Self breast examination illustration. Times are tough when you are 13."
"There was this one hentai where a dude just had sex with a tree. That’s about it. Something happened to me that day."
"A women’s clothing catalog."
"In bootcamp we went to dental. Someone drew a naked women and in detail on the bathroom stall. I went to go piss and saw it. I lasted about 20 seconds."
"A drawing I made of a mad comics interpretation of Kim Kardashian – minus the clothes. I was like 12 or 13 with no internet access."
"Vivid thoughts and imagination of mother-in-law and sisters-in-law."
"The Little Mermaid."
"My ex having sex with someone else while we still lived together… I was at a really low point back then."
"A workout picture one of my lady friends sent me. Not my finest hour."
"Club Nintendo magazine, I was a horny boi."