"You’re very flexible for a fat guy"
"I love small dicks"
"“I never thought I’d be doing this with a ginger.”– Every woman I’ve ever been with."
"Your business card is beautiful. You look nothing like it."
“You don’t have to be better than anyone else I’ve seen, and even tho you aren’t I’ll still love you.”
"“Your tiny tits look so good when they’re bouncing like that” Um, thanks?"
“How could someone so stupid fuck that good?”
"“You proved to me that size really doesn’t matter”.
That was 13 years ago or so and I’ll still never forget that lol"
"My wife told me that giving blowjobs to me was so much easier than her ex."
"You have a great big dick. Just like your brother"
"“Well, you’re certainly bigger than I thought you’d be.”
“Actually, that wasn’t nearly as bad as I thought it would be”
Two different women, both back in my high school days… no clue how to respond to either."
“Are you always this loud?” Sorry, it felt good, I’ll be waiting quietly next time.
“I love a dad bod” thanks but I don’t like having a dad bod.
"I love having anal sex with you… You’re so much smaller than the other men I’ve been with…It’s a win. I’m taking it."
“You completely blew away my expectations of Latinos.”
Thanks?
"Not exactly during, but after a couple of months of dating, I broke it off with someone. While we were talking things through, she basically said something like, “It’s a shame this is ending, I enjoy fucking you more than I imagined I would at the start of this”."
“What you lack in size you make up for in speed”
"That was the second-best sex I’ve had, today."
"I did not think you could make me orgasm but you have a magic tongue. Said with a very strong Portuguese accent."