11

"The best thing I saw at a strip club was a group of 5 women with ages ranging between 20-50 all took their tops off and laid on the stage to tip the dancer. Seeing stripper boobs is nice. Maybe even boring after a while. Seeing regular girls boobs out of the blue? That’s amazing."

12

"My friend got kicked in the face after laughing because the stripper was doing her thing to the song by the bloodhound gang called “The lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.”

Full 360 no scope spin on the pole and BAM! Right to the fucking chin. That’s a core memory right there."

13

"I saw a chick go down on another chick hanging upside down on a pole. That was neat."

14

"Philippines: all the girls cleared out, and this one girl came out with this gossamer gown and obvious professional ballet and dance training, and performed to Alanis Morissette’s “Uninvited”. The entire club was silent and rapt for four minutes."

15

"Hit up a strip club in Atlanta with three friends back in 1996. There happened to be an Asian porn star making an appearance. After her dance, it was announced that she would rub her tits in your face for a $20 donation. My best friend decided to get in on this. He was the 4th or 5th guy to go up to the stage, the exchange was made, tits were rubbed in his face, and he turned around and took two steps before tripping over a chair leg and falling flat on his face.

The entire place exploded in laughter. Even the dancer was dying. It literally looked like he was so overwhelmed by the experience that he collapsed. I’ve have never seen such a red face in all my years! I’m sure he’s probably forgotten about it by now. I’ll have to remember to dust it off and share it an appropriate moment in the future. After all, what are best friends for!?"

16

"My boss and I went to a strip club while out of town on business. There was also a huge trade show going on in town and this place was packed. On the tables there were menus listing extras and price. Started with table dance $20 and the last was the Ultimate Fantasy for $140. I stopped a dancer and asked what the Ultimate Fantasy was. She said you and 6 other guys pitch in $20 each and we’ll show you. It took less than 5 minutes and me, 6 other dudes, 2 strippers and a bouncer were headed to the back. Inside this room was a heart shaped bed with a side table. On that table was a huge purple dildo. For $140 we watched one stripper f*ck the other stripper with the purple strap on for the duration of two songs. Unbelievable."

17

"I once had a stripper take a match from my book of matches, split the cardboard at the non-fiery end, sat in front of me and put one foot on each of my shoulders. She then wet the split end with her tongue, stuck it to her cl*t, lit it with another match and had me come close to light my cigarette. She was just lovely too. Ah, Montreal as a teenager going over the border from the US in the late 80s…"

18

"On Halloween I saw a guy dressed as Lord Farquaad on the upper VIP level just looking down pretentious. Pretty funny."

19

"Two dancers in a portable shower. One must have been fond of the booger sugar. She farted and created a Willy Wonka chocolate shower. Cleared the place out. Good times."