Bedroom Etiquette: Navigating Sexual Common Courtesy (14 GIFS)

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“Clean yourself.”

“Make them comfortable. That doesn’t necessarily mean candles and roses, but make sure they’re having a good time before the deed. Take care of them.”

“Make sure there is cushioning where needed. And leverage. Ive seen busted knees, knocked heads, and strained muscles where not necessary.”

“Make sure you have a genuine try at getting them out of the washing machine first.”

“Be clean, tap on the vagina before entering.”

“Wash your hands thoroughly, I refuse to be the reason my partner gets a UTI.”

“Put the money on the nightstand.”

“Get all the farts out, and yes this is for you as well women. “

“Heed Redd Foxx’s wise words: Make sure you clean yo ass. “The nose knows.”

“SHAVE YOUR FACE. Unless it’s long enough to be soft of course. My wife says it’s like rubbing sandpaper all over her body when I even just miss a spot. Obviously, make sure everything smells good as well.”