The Best Phrases To Yell Before Reaching Climax (20 GIFS)

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"“I shall arrive presently”. Best said while wearing a top hat and monocle."

“I feel a physical urge to ejaculate, m’lady!”

"Bombs away."

"A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."

"Yabba dabba do! Here cums the goo!!"

"Whoop there it is."

"Tarzan yell."

“The guys on AskReddit are gonna love this.”

"Gotta blast!"

"Skedaddle, skedoodle, I’m purging my noodle."

"And boom goes the dynamite."

“Izzy, Whizzy, here’s my jizzy!”

"Hyuk hyuk."

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."