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"Drove an hour each day to take my dog to a dog park because there were lots of gorgeous ladies there."

3

"Accidentally asked a girl on a date that lived 1000 miles away. I’d matched her on a dating app while on business, but didn’t notice where she was from. We kept talking anyways, and I ended up securing the date. She flew out to see me. We dated long distance for a long while, and then I moved to be closer. We’re married now."

4

"I read books about van Gogh, Gaugin, Cezannes and a few others to impress a girl. Did not get laid but 25 year later had a blast at the Musee d’Orsay. Totally vindicated."

5

"Chatted a lady online long enough she finally agrees to go out. Tells me ahead to pick her up as she trusts her dog to be a judge of men and wants her dog to meet me.

No worries.

Before I show up I smear some raw hamburger on my shoes. The dog loved me."

6

"Hot girl said solving a Rubik’s cube is so attractive, so I took a whole weekend to learn how to do it. Couldn’t wait to show her. When I did at school on Monday she said “oh that’s cool”. Didn’t get any play but now I can solve a Rubik’s cube in 30 seconds lol"

7

"I pretended to be afraid of flying once on a plane because the woman next to me was hot. Got her number and hooked up with her later."

8

"When I turned 18 in high school, this girl that never showed the slightest interest in me began to constantly ask to hang out. Every time we did, she asked me to buy her cigarettes. I did so, knowing pretty well that she was just using me to get her nicotine fix. We fooled around for several months, and then, you guessed it, she stopped showing any interest after her birthday passed.

I wasn’t upset, I knew the deal. I was just a glorified tobacco whore."

9

"Not laid, but got head from this girl who was a really bad artist. I pretended to like her stuff and was very complimentary. Bought a little piece for $10 and she was thrilled. Turned the convo into an “It’s been awhile” thing and next thing you know she’s rectifying that for me."

10

"Tried to NOT get laid. It was only our second date and I was like, “I’m going to behave tonight!” Drove her crazy apparently. I ended up getting laid that night. Our 7th wedding anniversary is in a few months."

11

"I read all the Twilight books. I got her and it was super worth it."

12

"Literally in 2017 I would wear an unpadded bra and put wireless earphones in it to look like hard nipples"

13

"Waited outside in my car for 45 minutes for her and her ex to stop fighting and him to leave so I could get in."

14

"“Pfft, there is nothing you could do to distract me from this game of Street Fighter.”

She was able to distract me."

15

"Pretended to be of Scottish origin, accent and all."

16

"Jumped into a pool with my clothes on, reasoning the girl I was flirting with would invite my back to her apartment so I could change my clothes. It worked. The sex wasn’t worth it, though."

17

"Pretended to be a Wiccan for 4 months. Still didn’t get any. Too stupid to realize that she was lesbian in spite of many clues. Because I am an idiot."

18

"Stupid college days

We would take my dog for a walk. Would hook his collar to a fishing pole let him run around and when girls would ooo and awww we would slowly reel him back in and they would come talk with us.

Early 2000s college was weird."