Most Annoying Dick Related Problems (15 GIFS)

Posted in NSFW       5 Apr 2024       1942      

“Having to pee really bad but having a boner at the same time.”

 

“Getting up to pee and discovering you have a twin stream…neither of which is going into the toilet.”

 

“No matter how many times you flap it 1 fucking drop of pee will end in your pants.”

 

“It’s a body part that for some of us can change size, shape and stiffness significantly and we have no direct conscious control over it. Big, hard and sticking straight out when it’s inconvenient; unresponsive when you want it. And everybody’s is a little bit different, so you never know quite what to expect.”

 

“It can’t suck itself”

 

“It’s a weak spot that EVERYONE knows about.”

 

“Sometimes when you try to ignore a boner it just gets harder to the point where it hurts.”

 

“Not the dick but balls stuck to leg on hot days can get annoying”

 

“Keeping the lawn trimmed around it”

 

“It can get caught in a zipper!”

 

“We all get judged about size one way or another and it’s something we have no control over at all.”

 

“Touching the toilet bowl/water when shitting.”

 

“It’s constantly flopping about anytime I wear any form of loose shorts/sweats. Thank God for compression shorts.”

 

“It has a bad habit of erections at the worst possible times.”

 


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