Decent Things To Say After Sex (19 GIFS)

"I said thank you last night. My wife called me an idiot."

"Cum towel, please."

"Please click the like button and subscribe if you like what we did."

"That’ll do, pig, that’ll do."

“Your feedback is very important to us, please rate this experience on a scale of 1 to 10.”

"Cash or card?"

"“Good game.” And a slap on the ass."

"I usually apologize and offer them a ride home from my mom."

"Yeee hawwwww."

"Mischief managed."

"That was a fun minute."

"I usually ask her to undo the straps before anything else."

"Uber’s in 6 minutes."

"Crying noises…"

"“Welp,” (slaps knee.)"

"That was some nice sex. I liked the sexing part."

"Jolly good show. Wouldn’t you say, Love?"

"Go team."

"That’s all folks!"