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Masturbation Euphemisms: Enrich Your Vocabulary (30 GIFS)
Posted in NSFW 5 Jun 2024 1632
"Making freshwater jellyfish."
"Playing a little 5 on 1."
"Paddling the Pink Canoe."
"Badgering the Witness."
"My best friend is Vietnamese who was a teen during the Vietnam War. He told me once that in Vietnam, they call this act “shoot the airplane” (literal translation)."
"Hit the kitchen, mix a batch."
"Whitewater Wristing."
"Distribute some free literature."
"Shakin’ hands with the unemployed."
"Hand to gland combat."
"Emptying the glue gun."
"Manhandle the ham-candle."
"Bashing the Bishop."
"BURPING THE WORM."
"My ex called it “playing the clitar” because apparently it looks like I’m playing an air guitar when I’m in the shower."
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