“Doc said it’s the worst swelling from a sunburn he’s ever seen.”
“Got a sunburn on my back. My daughter pressed her face into it and took a photo. Kids these days!”
“My dad now calls me the Boston Red Sox after I got sunburned”
"Tramp stamp sunburn"
“I became a victim to getting a sunburn in ripped jeans today.”
“I put sunscreen everywhere except my legs.”
“Sunscreen doesn’t always protect you when you’re out snowboarding.”
“I love being a native Floridian and playing the spot the tourist game”