NSFW Hills People Are Willing To Die On (15 GIFS)

"Lasting as long as possible is not the flex it’s hyped up to be. Lasting long enough for both to get off is really all you need. Anymore just starts hurting and most girls will be too nice to tell you to just finish already."

"Men don’t have a problem finding the clit, some of them just don’t care."

"Everyone and anyone can be super slutty and horny, but they’ll only be super slutty and horny for certain people."

"Sex on a beach is a HORRIBLE idea. IT IS NOT A SAND WORM!"

"SHOWER SEX IS NOT THAT GREAT."

"More often than not, being a grower is better than being a show’er."

"Not giving head is a dealbreaker BOTH ways and deserves to be."

"50 shades of gray/grey is just fake bdsm/abuse porn that gives the real community a shit name, and floods us with abusers and victims who saw/read that trash."

"A well shaped small booty is much better than a comically large one."

"A guy who knows how to use his fingers is a king."

"Big boobs may be visually appealing, but oh my god, they can be SUCH a pain.

Bra shopping.

Shirts fit the bust or waist, but not both.

Heavy, sweaty.

Back pain.

Running? Nope.

Lot’s of downsides."

"Sex does not feel as good with the condom."

"A woman looking hot in regular clothing is much better than looking hot in lingerie."

"For men: Toys are teammates not enemies."

"Missionary is only boring if you’re bad at sex."