Creepiest Things Said During Dates (3 PICS + 15 GIFS)

Posted in GIF       22 Jun 2024       826      

"“I could kill you right now and no one would know.” Safe to say the mood was killed for me"

 

"Out of nowhere he shouted “IM GONNA BE A DADDY” and ripped off my birth control patch. I broke up with him lol"

 

"She told me that her best friend (who had killed herself a month earlier) had possessed her while we were having sex. My first time with a ghost!"

 

"“Say hello to Charlie Brown” like wait, what?"

 

"I’m sorry we need to stop, you make me think of my dad

Then she started crying and told me about “her and her dad”."

 

"“Can I shove a gun up your pussy?” While pulling open his nightstand drawer.

I left shortly after very grateful to be suddenly single"

 

"He started talking to me like I was four. Also specifically said “ yeah be a good little four year old slut for your big brother”."

 

"My ex-husband called me by his sister’s name."

 

"“You will look so good on the recording”

Guess who didn’t know he is getting recorded?"

 

"It was maybe the second time we’d had sex and during the post coital cuddle he asked me if my teenaged daughter had gotten her period yet."

 

"We rolled onto his phone, butt dialed his dad, and when he figured out what happened he said “haha, threesome”."

 

“I want to cut your throat and watch your blood drip down your chest”

 

"Hooked up with an older woman and during missionary she put her hands around my neck and said “ you wanna cum for mommy? You wanna get mommy pregnant? Mommy can give you a little brother”

I never went flaccid that fast in my life…."

 

"I was getting close to the limit and she wrapped her legs around me to keep me from pulling away, looked me in my eyes, and said in kind of a whiny voice “I wanna be your baby mama.”"

"Protection from that point onward, which she argued about frequently."

 

"Can I eat your scab? It was On my knee from softball and gtfoh!!!!! Worst thing I’ve ever heard!!!"

 

“My mom’s calling… no keep going while I talk to her”

 

"“OK, now lie completely still. That’s it. Don’t move.”That was the last time with that dude."

 


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