Sex Worker Secrets That Will Leave You Shocked (13 GIFS)

“I had a customer who would always request to buy used condoms from me after I had sex with another dude. He’d pay around $500 for each one for me to mail them to him. I asked him once what he did with them, and he said he would eat the cum. I found it hilarious, but I also wanted to puke at the idea of him eating another man’s old cum.”

 “I used to be a cam girl, and the people who I would meet were so wild. One time, I had a 75-year-old guy who just wanted me to watch him vacuum naked. He had a beer in his hand the whole time. He put his camera in the corner, and every five to 10 minutes, he would stop vacuuming and come two inches from his camera.

He’d say, ‘You still watchin’?!’ in a super Southern voice. I’d laugh and say, ‘Yep,’ and he would continue on. One time, I watched him vacuum for two hours before I finally became so bored that I ended his private chat. It was some bomb-ass money, though — that shit will drive you nuts.”

 “I used to do a lot of phone sex. One morning, I was awoken around 6 a.m. by a phone call from one of my regular’s lawyers. They asked that I sign a contract obligating me to effectively be my regular’s emotional support animal, internet boyfriend, and therapist for a certain number of hours a week. No sexy talk, mind you. It was emotional reassurance and anxiety-soothing stuff.”

“My favorite customer was a nice older widower. He would pay all the curvy girls to cuddle with him in the private booth. It was nothing sexy — just really intimate positions where he was being held. He was a sweet guy — he even paid full price ($30 a song).”

“I once had a man lay down in the shower naked. I was then forced to get naked, get in there, stand up, and pee all over him while he held his mouth open, trying his best to catch it. I did it a few times, but the last time, he begged me to have a bowel movement on his chest. I just could not do that — not even for $300. He was so offended by the fact that I wouldn’t do it, he never called me back…”

“I was working in a nice suburb in D.C. — the guy came to my hotel room, and he looked and seemed ‘normal’ at first. Then he told me that he was a germaphobe and asked me if it was okay if he wore a special suit that he had made. He had a latex suit with a hole cut out, and he had a bottle of rubber cement to attach the suit to the condom, essentially making a body condom.”

“I was a stripper. There were several occasions when the guys I was giving a lap dance to or talking to would say, ‘You look just like my daughter!’ Ew. The head of a dentist’s office and his three female oral hygienists came in, and he bought his hygienist’s lap dances (and got one himself). He said he ‘treats his ladies.’

“”I came up to this older gentleman (he was middle-aged, around 50 or so). He said to me, ‘You don’t know who I am, do you?’ I thought he was trying to flirt and played along. Him: ‘You were on my daughter’s softball team that I coached in junior high.’ I awkwardly asked how his daughter was doing, and his response was, ‘Here’s $20 if you leave me alone.'”

“I’m on OnlyFans, and once I had a subscriber request a fart video. I’m not necessarily shaming the request itself, but it didn’t stop there. He wanted wet farts specifically. Are there really people out there who can not only fart on command, but can choose what kinda fart comes out??? Needless to say, I declined that request.”

 “I had a guy Venmo me $50 to add him on Snapchat and said he would pay me daily to talk to him. I agreed because it’s money in my pocket, and I’d be stupid to turn that down. Well, I added him on Snapchat, and I saw he had already sent me a video.

I opened it up to find a minute-long video of him heavily fucking his pillows and sheets. The video was taken from behind, as it seemed he propped his phone up. So all I saw was his hairy ass and asshole in incredible detail on my phone screen. It was not cleaned very well.”

“I’m a new online adult content creator. Recently, one of my neighbors found out and has not been shy about making me aware that she knows. The other night, I was up late in my media room (which is at the front of my house), and I started receiving notifications that someone was in my driveway.

I checked the camera, and the neighbor in question was creeping around in front of my house. I had my blinds drawn, and the glow from the TV attracted her, with her hoping to see me naked/creating content.”

“I was a dancer in college located in the city where my uncle was a cop. He and his buddies came in one night for a bachelor party. We saw each other at the same time, and all I could say was, ‘Please don’t tell my daddy you saw me in here!’ He replied, ‘Don’t tell your daddy you saw me in here, either!’ I was able to sit out the entire time they were there (and hung out with them in an evening gown, lol) and had my friends dance for them…what a night!”

“I worked in a brothel for almost a year. A guy came in and ‘selected me’ (he was weirdly awkward and shy, as other girls said they had seen him before), and we went up to a room. We had a very strict policy about health checks, so I asked him to take his pants down.

It was the WORST case of warts I have ever seen, in real life or a health book. I couldn’t even see his skin. I almost threw up.”