Shocking NSFW Activities People Did While At Work (1 PIC + 16 GIFS)

"Walked in on my boss and co-worker in the walk-in"

"If we’re talking actual “Not safe for work”, I willingly used an elevator that was years past it’s inspection certification pretty much daily for over a year. Never really thought much about it, and then a woman died across town in a similar elevator that hadn’t been certified in a while. Well, I ended up taking the stairs exclusively after that happened and always check the certification date on any elevators I have to use."

"I worked at a hotel. I wasn’t feeling well. I had to go do room checks to find vacant rooms that people left, but didn’t check out of. I was on the 27th floor. I thought I had to fart. I ended up shitting myself. Went into a vacant, dirty room. Thankfully only my underwear was soiled. I threw them out. Took a shower and went back to work free balling it for the rest of my shift. Made good tips that day, too."

"Worked at a porn store for a while, Got a blowjob in the back once, and often had strippers try to bribe me for discounts with showing me their naked bodies, which never worked because it was a porn store and there were images of naked women everywhere."

"Worked as a mover as one of my first jobs. On one move, I accidentally stumbled upon a NSFW photo album of the customer’s wife. She had caught me with it but I pretended I didn’t look at it but she already knew I did. She then proceeded to show me the rest of the photo album."

"We had an escalator belt for moving merch between warehouse floors. I surfed that belt many many times.

Also, blowjob."

"I let my job fuck me every payday"

"Had sex with a coworker in a restaurant after closing. Next day there was hand and back marks on the mirror walls."

"Kicked my manager’s ass for calling another employee pathetic. That other employee was my mother and he didn’t know it. I got fired."

"Walked across the top of the cars on a moving train. It was only going like 5-10MPH but it was definitely not safe, not legal, and would have gotten me fired if i was caught."

"I used to be in the Navy and when we were in our home port, my girlfriend at the time came for dinner when I was on overnight duty and well, I fucked her on the missile control panel. It was fun."

"I was hooking up some old Christmas lights and they exploded in my face. People from the other side of the office came over like “wtf was that”. It was so loud & bright that I felt like I’d been flash banged. Ears were ringing for hours & my vision was like if you looked directly at the sun for a couple of seconds. Luckily I didn’t actually get shocked, that might have been bad (mains electricity)"

"Operate a forklift WITHOUT certification"

"Nearly tripped an IED looking for swag in an abandoned Iraqi bunker."

"Shot up dope in the bathroom. 11 years sober now"

"Looking for NSFW content at work."

"Nice try, OSHA"