Tried Once, Never Again: Regrettable NSFW Experiences (17 GIFS)

"Shower sex bent over made me dizzy like I’d pass out."

"Beach sex. You will forget about the sand, but then you will quickly remember the sand."

"Getting it on in the woods. So many mosquitoe bites. So many."

"My girlfriend gave me a blowjob while having a really strong mint in her mouth. On paper it sounds amazing but my dick was in excruciating pain."

"I’m never letting my girlfriend convince me to make a playlist for sex ever again, we spent too much time laughing and I had a break down from embarrassment (we laugh about it)"

"An ex was into knife play. I tried. I saw a teeny bit of blood and freaked out."

"One time a dude spit in my mouth without asking and I almost reflexively punched him square in the nose.never again."

"Sex with a fellow co-worker after hours on the boss’s desk."

"Cooking/eating directly before sex. Had a casual FWB sorta thing back in high school with this guy. Was over at his apartment and he had just made himself a grilled cheese. No biggie right? Well he didn’t inform me he made his grilled cheese with Tobasco sauce. One finger in and I audibly yelped. Took us a while to realize why I was on fire"

"Masturbating while high as balls. I was fully convinced my nuts were twisting around each other and so now I have a video on my phone of me zooming into them to make sure they arent"

"I was in a relationship for 4 years with a guy who was into swinging. He tried many times to get me to agree to give it a try, and I eventually did. I knew he would probably do it with or without me, and if I agreed I might have at least some control over how it went down.

We would meet up with another couple at a bar or restaurant, fake some lame conversation until someone would say “So, do you guys want to go back to our place?” Once there it would be so awkward. It would start with the girls dancing with each other or kissing or whatever. I think we ended up meeting up with 4 or 5 couples and each time it ended up being so lame."

"Road head.

I got stuck under the steering wheel with him in my mouth & I ended up barfing."

"Sex in the woods in the dark…worst experience I’ve ever had…it was a bush party and we wondered off drunk into the woods…we ended up on the ground …next morning I had blisters the side of eggs on my knees and forearms from POISON OAK….I had to go to the hospital it was so bad."

"Hot tub sex. The chlorine and hot water degrades the condom and you end up with baby number three."

"Wife went through… let’s say a discovery phase when she was still the girlfriend. She was somewhat sheltered in a highly religious household. She discovered some light fetishes from talking with her friends and we explored some stuff together.

One night she initiated by rubbing her foot in my crotch under the table at dinner. Things escalated. Then I realized she wanted to try some foot stuff out to see if it worked for me. Like stroking me with her feet, etc. Not my thing at all, but she kind of got into it and we were laughing the whole time. She had gotten a pedicure for it and put in some thought and prep, so I entertained her through a couple of positions. Then we got into some more serious stuff and out of nowhere, she stuck her whole foot on my face and was trying to get it in my mouth.

I nope’d out of that one so fast. She was confused until I told her we could reverse roles and see how she felt. She suddenly realized that feet were not her kink"

"Allow myself to get tied up. Never again."

"Sex in public. Got caught once and it was a genuine drag. I still feel awful about it. It was a sweet old man who just looked so disappointed and shook his head in kind of a sinking depression and I no longer find it thrilling to expose randos to sex non-consensually."