Overhyped Sex Acts That Turn Out To Be Major Disappointments (12 PICS + 2 GIFS)

Posted in NSFW 4 Oct 2024 1831 1

"Anything involving water – I’ve tried pools, hot tubs, baths, and showers. It’s awkward and not as exciting as it sounds. The water washes away the natural lubrication, making things too slippery in the wrong way, and you’re constantly fighting against the water or dealing with it splashing in your face."

"I’ve had a couple threesomes and every time it was either awkward, someone was jealous, or maybe we just had no idea what we were doing lmao."

"Anything involving food"

"Car sex – definitely disappointing, especially if you’re both tall. Even in a full-sized sedan, it’s cramped, and we both ended up hitting our heads on the door and ceiling."

"Beach sex. Sounds exciting, but if conditions aren’t perfect, you’re gonna have a bad time."

"Orgy.

Smells weird, you’re kind of grossed out, you get paired with someone you’re not really into but you don’t want to be mean, or someone’s just way too aggressive killing the vibes."

"Hooking up with a co-worker. The sexual tension is off the charts, no doubt. But as soon as you finish, you start thinking the unemployment line is looking pretty tempting"

"Standing sex or sex against a wall. Completely overrated.

Looks hot if you film it… just doesn’t add much to sex besides exhaustion."

"Sometimes, really attractive girls aren’t the best in bed. In my experience, physical beauty doesn’t always guarantee good hygiene or enthusiasm during sex"

"For me, sleeping with the boss’ wife. I was 19 and working at a roofing company. She was late 40’s/early 50’s. She wore black leather miniskirts in the office.

I came in on a Saturday to start work on my boss’ car. His wife shows up and straight-up acts like Stacy’s mom. I ended up sleeping with her in the office. I left the company a few weeks later because I felt so bad for her husband and she was trying to flirt with me while her husband was around.

All in all, not a bad lay but it ruined my job and sense of morality. 1/10 would not recommend.

P.S. Sorry Joe."

"Outdoor sex …..we forgot the bug spray …"

"69ing. The joyful prospect of mutual pleasure sounds great but generally, one person is getting the business while the other is too distracted to hold up their end imo."