Things About Sex That Are Totally Overhyped (15 GIFS)

"Anyone with normal intelligence, who briefly looked at a diagram of female genitalia at least once, can find the clitoris."

"All sorts of wacky positions. Cramps and exhaustion set in quicker than you think."

"Performance, like come on! Just enjoy yourself and have fun together. You all need to chill out."

"For men, it’s lasting long. As a lady, I don’t want to be jack hammered for more than 20 min max. The rest should be foreplay or oral imo."

"Shower sex."

"Sex with someone you love exceeds all the hype. Random sex is so overhyped it’s sad."

"Sucking on the balls. I’m a man and I HATE it when a woman does this. It hurts and all it does is kill my boner and make me wanna fart for some reason. I can deal with licking to a point. But, once you start sucking…its tissue, not a fucking Tootsie Roll Pop."

"For me anyway? Having an orgasm.

I’m a bit of a difficult orgasmer. I can do it easily when totally solo, but for whatever reason of how my body is wired, it’s quite difficult for me with a partner — it’s almost like there’s just too much mental and physical stimulation going on so I can’t get the focus I need to get there. Maybe like 10% of the time, if the sex is awesome.

But the thing is, I find it really doesn’t matter. If the sex is amazing, I’m equally and totally satisfied whether I orgasm or not. But people so often talk about how orgasm is the end all and be all of sex, or like… “girl, if he doesn’t make you come five times, dump him” or whatever. And it’s like, hell no, I’m having fucking amazing sex, the orgasm is a pretty minor feature."

"Two women at the same time.

I mean, it’s a big deal in that it’s unlikely. But if it does happen…

It feels more like the responsibility of pleasing two women at once, and less like the favor of BEING pleasured by two women at once."

"Queefing is normal and actually really funny. Stop making it gross."

"Hot attractive the person is. Chemistry is everything."

"Sex on the beach."

"Some people are so weird about laughing during sex but honestly, if you’re comfortable with your partner, being able to laugh with each other during sex is very freeing and can relieve any awkward tension!"

"If we have already passionately kissed, and are now going to get naked? You can stop worrying about what I’ll think about your body or penis size when you get naked. That thought is already past tense."

"Losing your virginity.  Sex in general is way more enjoyable, comfortable, intimate and fulfilling after gaining some physical and emotional experience."