“She’d never have to wipe again.”
“I’d fuck her shadow on a gravel driveway.”
"Mine would be “Not even King Arthur could pull me out of her.”
"Lol! When I was in college, I visited my great-grandfather who was 94 at time and brought my college girlfriend, my great-grandfather looked her up and down and said, “Well, well aren’t you just the cat’s meow!”"
"My grandmother was watching a Jason Statham film and said, “Wouldn’t mind his slippers next to my bed.”"
“I’d get my shit together for her.”
“I’d eat the corn out of her asshole.”