Hottest Historical Figures (15 PICS)

Hedy Lamarr

Austrian/American actress who would go on to help invent a radio guidance system for Allied torpedoes during WWII. She can help guide my torpedo.

Hermann Rorschach

Swiss psychoanalyst and psychiatrist responsible for developing the Rorschach Test. Hello, Brad Pitt.

Mata Hari

Dutch exotic dancer and German spy during WW1. Need I say more?

Joseph Stalin

Soviet revolutionary and General Secretary of the Communist Party. Attractive outside, ugly inside.

Amelia Earhart

American pilot who disappeared while trying to become the first female to circumnavigate the world. I’d get lost in her Bermuda Triangle.

Jack Kerouac

American poet and novelist. A pioneer of the Beat Generation.

Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

Wife to JFK and First Lady of the United States. I don’t care if she ate sheet metal, she’s gorgeous.

Hunter S. Thompson

Author/journalist and founder of ‘Gonzo Journalism.’ He’s giving Top Gun vibes.

Margaret E. Knight

American inventor most known for inventing the flat-bottom paper bag. Speaking of bottoms…

Nikola Tesla

Serbian/American inventor and engineer. Not to be confused with Tesla cars.

Bonnie Parker

One half of the infamous duo, Bonnie and Clyde. The only crime she’s committed is stealing is my heart.

Johannes Brahms

German composer, pianist, and conductor. Ladies love a rockstar.

Fawzia of Egypt

Egyptian princess who became Queen of Iran after marrying Mohammad Reza Pahlavi. Stone cold Fawx.

Rupert Brooke

English poet who rose to fame during WWI thanks to his sonnets. Know as ‘the handsomest young man in England.’ Damn, dude. Save some pussy for the rest of us.

Virginie Amélie Avegno Gautreau

American/Parisian socialite. She became famous as the subject of John Singer Sargent’s 1884 painting, Portrait of 

Madame X. SHEESH!