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A few weeks ago, I posted a picture with Demi Moore’s posterior in panties that Ashton Kutcher published on Twitter.
Twitter is the new couple’s hobby and both post frequently their pictures taken on their cell phones.
In addition, Ashton is trying to become the first user on Twitter to have 1 million followers. Moreover, he threw a challenge to Larry King (CNN host) that he will reach one million Twitter followers before CNN Breaking News.
For now, he has little more than 900 000 followers while CNN has almost 950.000. Ashton Kutcher promised his millionth follower a gift: Guitar Hero.
And if he beats CNN Breaking News: “…if I get to 1 million b4 cnn i'll by 10000 bed nets” (about Malaria No More organization).
You can become Ashton’s Twitter follower here ))
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Hi!
How are you doing?
Just some good news. For the last week, the site has grown considerably.
I’d like to say welcome to all the newcomers. Stay with us, feel yourself at home, explore the site. It’s fun and interesting with us ;) If something is unclear, please email me. I’ll explain everything! :)
There will be interesting changes on the site soon. The programmer and I are working on it.
There’s a lot of content sent by users. So, tomorrow I’m gonna use it for a post. You still have a chance to see your pics in there, just SEND ME YOUR VIDEOS AND PICTURES.
The picture from NASA's space-based telescope. It was already given a name – “God’s Hand” )
Barack Obama is playing with a new family member - a puppy, in the White House
Clickable.
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A 2009 Toyota Yaris after a 40-mph frontal offset crash.
Experts say if the speed is higher, everyone in the car will die after the crash.
I’ve never trusted small cars. Clickable.
A blind guy walks into a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to the counter and orders a drink. After a while, he says loudly to the girl behind the bar: - “Hey, do you want to hear a really good joke about blondes?” Silence falls in the bar and in a deep, gravely voice the lesbian to his left says :- “Before you tell your joke, there’s something you should know…The girl behind the bar is blonde, the girl by the door is blonde and I’m a 6 foot, 16 stone blonde with a black belt in karate. The girl to my left is blonde and she lifts weights. The girl to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell your joke?” - “Not if I’ll have to explain it five times…”
Here is what Wayne Rooney and pregnant wife Coleen's baby could look like, according to forensic artist Joe Mullins.
Creative ad of Russian Bear vodka. If you read this phrase with a mirror, the Cyrillic letters actually form a phrase with a sense:
Real men don’t drink and drive. Clickable.
These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system.
1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
Magazine ad to put on car windshields (3 photos)
Funny eggs (10 photos)
Pikachu girls (19 photos)
Paris Hilton at Playboy party (6 photos)
Very beautiful photoshopped pictures (26 photos)
Beautiful beaches. I’d give anything to be there right now ;) (42 photos)
The four types of Bengal tiger (17 photos)
Extreme dog houses (8 photos)
Transformers 2 - CGI Robots (23 photos)
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Hi everybody!
So, have you gathered a lot of eggs in your garden? Was Easter Bunny generous with you? ;)
Anyway, we collected lots of news for today, so, you’ll have something to occupy yourself with :)
Don’t forget that we have our page on Facebook and you can go there also and join us.
The contest is also in progress, so I’m waiting your ideas, crazy, funny, serious etc, don’t be shy ;)
If you want to register on the site, go there and you can also send me your pictures and videos using this form. It’s fast and easy.
Have fun!
P.S. there’s not a lot of curiosities for today though :(
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How to keep the shape of breast. Very interesting new product for women. Use during your sleep ;)
Protests in Thailand
What is this bike? (4 photos)
A live mop (8 photos)
Moscow dreamflash (34 photos)
Michelle Hunziker in white bikini (20 photos)
Jessica Simpson with a guy. She seems to look good ;) (17 photos)
Dr. Martens shoes collection. Different model types of the famous brand (19 photos)
Another series of picture made from above (18 photos)
Collection of cool Coca-Cola ads (17 photos)
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Hey!
So awaited Friday is here!
Today all the problems we had yesterday seem so small.
Anyway, it’s true, time passes by quickly.
I wish you a good Friday night and a great weekend.
See you on Monday.
During this week, there were some pictures sent by users.
If during this weekend you send us more, I’ll do a selection with them on Monday.
You can send me content HERE.
Ashlee Simpson's baby is the latest in the long list of children demeaned by their parents on the internet.
On this picture, you see the birth of the well-known production logo of the Metro Goldwyn Mayer studio (1924)
Yes, that’s right, it’s Leo the Lion which is still roaring for almost a century now ;)
“Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence.”
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The opening of the first McDonald’s in USSR in 1990.
300 people are waiting outside to get there.
It seems that it’s been long time since Keanu Reeves was in public. He’s all hairy )
Stranger takes bite of gardener's arm:
A Metairie resident is recovering after a stranger bit a chunk of flesh out of his arm, and swallowed it, Saturday afternoon.
Joseph Lancellotti, 67, told authorities he did not know the suspect, later identified as Mario Vargas, 48, or why he was attacked in his front yard.
"He said, 'He bit my arm, chewed the flesh and swallowed it in front of me,' " Lorio recalled. She said the bite measured almost 3 by 1 1/2 inches, and was less than 1/4-inch deep.
Secret to a long life
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?”
“I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don’t exercise at all.”
“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”
“Thirty-four,” she replied.
Another four celebrities, more precisely 4 judges from American Idol now, and in childhood.
First Kara DioGuardi, Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson and Simon Cowell. Clickable.
Interesting links:
50 Do-able Cartoon Hotties No Guy Could Kick Out of Bed
2008 Tax Records Reveal Sasha Obama Made $136 In Allowance Money
10 Funniest License Plates
10 of The Most Racist Toys Ever Made
Secret weapon development in Nazi Germany (40 photos)
Johnny Depp (12 photos)
Funny sports fans (33 photos)
Beautiful girls from the past (53 photos)
Most unusual streetbikes’ hamlets (12 photos)
Creative sandwiches (17 photos)
Great 3D paintings (20 photos)
Jennifer Love Hewitt (7 photos)
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People are different, funny, crazy, weird etc.
Very amusing collections with people in different situations ))
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All the gifs are on 3 pages in order to minimize the download time.
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It’s hard to say if they taste good, but I wouldn’t be eager to try one of them.
However, the imagination of their cooks is slightly twisted ...
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New game for fetishists – Pony.
Those who do pony don’t have right to talk, nor argue etc. They only have the right to run.
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Once again, hello to all of you!
It’s good to have you here.
So, how’s your working week? Fed up? )
If you’re in a blue mood, you know what you have to do – come to Izismile ;)
And don’t forget about the opinion poll contest on Facebook. Let’s give it a week.
So, be active!
That’s all for today, it’s time for the Curiosities ))
A laptop attached to a helium balloon high above the earth screens an episode of Ben 10, making it the first-ever DVD launch in space. Clickable.
Before and Now. Claudia Schiffer in the beginning of her career and now.
I think, she’s even better now )
Going to College in the 80s. Clickable.
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Haha )) Funny puns.
Serena Williams is a BIG tennis player ))
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk:
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk:
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate
Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk:
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
It’s not Photoshop, it’s just twins with the same dogs.
Young mother with a child in a baby stroller. And then, unexpected turn of events ) Clickable.
COLLECTION OF INTERESTING LINKS:
How To Not Be A Douchebag Tourist In NYC
Fiancé Drops Engagement Ring Off Brooklyn Bridge
36 hours in North Korea without a guide...
Conficker Eye Chart
The 15 Funniest Quotes About Divorce
The 12 Hottest European First Ladies
Pigeons fly cell phones into Brazilian prison
Police: Mom drugged 13-year-old daughter so she’d get pregnant
Why you should never talk to cops without a lawyer
Like A Boss - The Lonely Island
Become Ambidextrous
Anna Kournikova (7 photos)
Military aviation (7 photos)
Paris Hilton (8 photos)
Pillow fight (23 photos)
Nicole Scherzinger gets sexy for wrestling (7 photos)
Victoria Silvstedt on the beach in Miami (13 photos)
Amy Winehouse decided to ride a horse (9 photos)
Christina Aguilera in a photo shoot (7 photos)
Creative work with hair by Nagi Noda (13 photos)
The beautiful Betta (8 photos)
World of little people. Great pictures done with a tilt-shift technique (60 photos)
Marisa Miller's Harley calendar is pretty good. Hit the jump for all 15 pictures
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Hi!
This is Monday and there are plenty of news waiting for you on the site ))
We have a lot of interesting news today. We put some time and effort to collect the best from the web that happened during the weekend :)
And don’t worry, we’ll make the whole week in the same way. Come visit us often and bring your friends.
And of course, don’t forget to REGISTER.
Some statistics:
We’ve got 5418 comments, 654 members and 10-15 new persons that become member everyday.
And we have more then 70 friends on Facebook.
Join us on Facebook!
You’re fan of Back to The Future trilogy? And you love the old DeLorean? Now you can buy it on Ebay for only $60 thousand.
DeLorean 1
DeLorean 2
The Cuban tree frog swallowed a light bulb on a garland. Apparently, it was tired to be a frog, and decided to become a flashlight ;)
Pictures are real. Frog was rescued.
Anti-Nato protests in Strasbourg
Jessica Simpson seems to be in a good shape. Clickable.
New juice pack. Great )
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Everyone was shocked by the unnerving similarities between Zac Efron and his Madame Tussauds wax work, right down to their acting abilities.
It can happen too. Error 404 )
Right in the ass. Oh, Charlize Therons what kind of shows you go to? ;)
Cheng Shiqun, from Yunyang, China, shows off her eight feet long (2.5 metre) hair. She has not had it cut since 1983.
Madonna's bid to adopt four-year-old Mercy James has been rejected by a Malawi court. Clickable.
When Sharon Stone met her hero Mariah Carey, she just had to take a picture
Three funny presidents. Clickable.
This old man celebrated his 97th birthday by jumping with a parachute. Respect )
Legends car race (11 photos)
Mariah Carey bikini pictures (7 photos)
Tila Tequila flashin’ her underwear (4 photos)
Kelly Monaco ‘Dancing With The Stars’ (7 photos)
Very weird statues (13 photos)
Beautiful selection of monochrome photos (37 photos)
Great series of pictures : Americans behind the wheel (40 photos)
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Just look at the selection before a party and the question: should I drink a lot, wouldn’t be on the menu ;)
I am not saying we should completely avoid alcohol, to drink a little it’s ok, but not too much.