This Girl Is Dying to Meet You (19 pics)

Posted in NSFW       23 Nov 2011       30688       46

This Russian girl made a provocative offer in an online advertisement attempting to attract the right kind of man for a particular deal.

 

Her forthright ad reads as follows:

"I love to mountain ski, speak two languages and do not smoke or take any drugs. I am looking for a serious relationship with a man for $40,000 per month. P.S. I adore turtles from the Indian Ocean, sharks in the Gulf of Oman and the exquisite Parus Hotel. I look forward to meeting a man who appreciates the value of my company."

Do you think anyone will want to take her up on her interesting proposal?


Credits:  izismile.com
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Enter your name 9 year s ago
what a cunt!
       
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anthony 9 year s ago
Hello Dear
I was searching the net when i go true your profile today at /izismile.com i was move to write to you,
My name is Anthony lius,i was born in the year 1981,I'm in search of a woman who understands love as trust and faith rather seeing it as a way of fun but a matured woman with good senses of humor if your interested please contact me with this email address([email protected]) or we can chat in skype or yahoo messenger for real conversation my skype id is (anthony.lius)yahoo messanger([email protected]) encase you want to communicate with me on phone here is my phone number,( +221775490540 ) i believe we can start from here, waiting for your reply, so that i can send you my pictures for further introductions
kiss
Anthony
       
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Enter your name 9 year s ago
plastic no fantastic ;/;/;/
       
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AnnaMolly 9 year s ago
In my country, we call it a "prostitute".
       
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Enter your name 9 year s ago
Expensive whore.
       
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mm 9 year s ago
Well she's going to be rich. I bet there's some old, rich guy contacting her right now. I doubt she will be sexually satisfied, but with that money she can buy as many boytoys as she wants. Everybody wins.
       
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Enter your name 9 year s ago
Fuck that !!
       
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DarkWolf 9 year s ago
I can't afford to.. :(
       
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laughinggas 9 year s ago
A Russian ho !
The thing is, someone will fall for it !
       
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Nemef Fartagen 9 year s ago
Okay, it's a deal. When do I get my $40,000?
       
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meukr 9 year s ago
very soon her beauty will fade away.then, nobody.not even a hobo will spend a dollar for her....i'am amazed that in 2011,some women still think that it's better to be good looking than smart....aren't they thinking of the future?.dont they want respect and happyness??...anyway she's nothing but a prostitute...
       
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Fenrisulven 9 year s ago
Her lips look hideous! Why doesn't she use a agency like other luxury prostitutes?
Never underestimate the power of large crowds, of stupid people.
       
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moser 9 year s ago
40k is a good deal for a high end escort. It works out to $55 an hour. How much viagra can you take before it will kill you?
       
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Antypaladyn 9 year s ago
@Fenrisulven
She may not consider herself one. There are outright prostitutes in Poland and there are "those who seek sponsors". They do the same for money and gifts/jewelry/expensive clothes but they don't consider themselves prostitutes. Yeah, right...
       
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Enter your name 9 year s ago
well at least they charge for their services
some girls give away for free after a night out clubbing
       
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Enter your name 9 year s ago
ill take up on that offer for 400 bucks a month
       
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orendadude 9 year s ago
Cum dumpster for the 1% Fucking whore but hey most of the bitches in Hollywood are the same as she is.
       
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Mr. Ree 9 year s ago
She values her vagina very much.

I don't.

Even if I had the money to afford her, I could do a LOT better for a LOT less.
       
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BAMF 9 year s ago
Still cheaper than getting married.................
       
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asd 9 year s ago
she has a dick or wat?
       
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Typhoon 9 year s ago
Once a lovely girl,

pity what she did to her lips.
       
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linhardt 9 year s ago
She reminds me of Janice fromthe Muppets.

http://crushable.com/style/would-you-wear-muppet-makeup-369/
       
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Ken 9 year s ago
She has that fucked up index toe that looks like it been broken at the first joint and then set wrong. I like my women with nice looking feet.
       
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Tarzan 9 year s ago
i wont...
       
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MrTroll 9 year s ago
LoL if you can pay $40.000 a month for something like this then i bet you can have a nicer girl for ALOT cheaper : D
       
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iziwhaat 9 year s ago
says: modern day prostitutes hard at work
       
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Enter your name 9 year s ago
includes dishwashing?
       
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Haikiri 9 year s ago
I would try.
U know. I'm 23 years old and I believe is important to find a partner.
But when I say try, means, get to know her better, maybe she doesn't like me but I wanna be happy and for that she needs be happy or I will not feel confortable and I would need to be good enough to make her feel free to be herself. What I'm saying is, I need to choose and be choosed.
I'm from Brasil so my language is Portuguese, but English, Japanese and Spanish are very easy to me. Also I'm poor but not miserable, I work repairing computers and I'm on the last semester of college in accounting and I learned soon that with knowledge and attitude u can be happy. So I mean, doesn't matter where u come from u can choose to be a victim or have attitude.
I needed to say it because I'm finding really hard to find a wise girl that still single.
I think she might be in the same situation.
       
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GOODSTUFF4U 9 year s ago
I agree with BAMF - "Still cheaper than getting married..."
       
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Analphilosopher 9 year s ago
the 40,000 a momnth is so he could complete the sex transplant i guess? looks like a typical transgender to me
       
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izzimyfizzi 9 year s ago
for $40k, she'd better make a fucking good sammich
       
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kd09 9 year s ago
wow ur amazingly hot and sexy
:)
       
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Uzz32 9 year s ago
Reminds me of this:

I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament. Firstly, I’m not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said, here’s how I see it:

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here’s why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party, and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here’s the rub — your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity … in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms, you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain: you’re 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35, stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold … hence the rub … marriage. It doesn’t make good business sense to “buy you” (which is what you’re asking) so I’d rather lease. In case you think I’m being cruel, I would say the following: if my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It’s as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as “articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful” as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe, if you are as gorgeous as you say you are, that the $500K hasn’t found you, if not only for a tryout. By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn’t need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you’re going about it the right way. Classic “pump and dump.” I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.
       
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orendadude 9 year s ago
@ Haikiri- and then you woke up from your drug induced dream state and came back to reality. My friend, I admire your morals but if you really think the way you posted, the REAL world is gonna run you over like a run away freight train. Me thinks ya need a bit more experience with people. Good Luck
       
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Haikiri 9 year s ago
Thanks but doesn't mean I'm alone.
I'm hanging with a girl from psicology class and she is not the first girl but I'm just getting to know her, 3 months now and I think she is not the one too but is good to party, hang out with friends and we go to my place sometimes but I feel she just like not being alone and if someone else shows up to me or her we just need to stop.
In the end the point is. We r living longer, I mean from 35years old to average 80years old now, I'm not in a hurry get a wife, I do not even feel ready to be a husband so like u says I just need to get more experience with people know more girls, work, study etc.
       
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the dude 9 year s ago
Lololololol!! Thanx for the best laugh i've had all week, Izi! This cunt looks like she's as dumb as a rock and has the personality of a dishrag. So in effect, you'd basically be paying 40k a mo. to shoot your spooge in one of 3 warm holes. Such a deal! And now matter how good she thinks her box is, always remember there's no such thing as good pussy, only new pussy.
       
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Peanut 9 year s ago
At least she is honest in what she is offering and what she wants. A high classed, educated, good-looking woman with no strings attached, strictly a business deal. If a man has the bucks, it would be better than getting married to some parasite and leach who will take him to the cleaners at the end of the day.
       
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L 9 year s ago
Another day...another whore!
Almost all Russian college girls look for <<sponsors<<.
       
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mr774 9 year s ago
Thanks to strong Japanese yen, I could satisfy
``$40,000 per month.``.
       
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Enter your name 9 year s ago
at least the girl charges for her services and is sincere about being a whore. Some girls give it away for free after a night out clubbing on weekends and others pretend to be girlfriends but are more expensive to afford than to pay a prostitute everyday. So I don't condemn her attitude.
       
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kd09 9 year s ago
yerp i agree with you above
       
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zoro 9 year s ago
blow job ugly bitche :D
       
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777 9 year s ago
no spread leg pany shot? its a dude...any girl tryin to sell herself off for 40k A MONTH would provide one.
       
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sidney bellend 9 year s ago
If i had the money i would pay her 40 grand a month, jesus chirst i have been wanking like mad over her pictures for days.
She is the sexiest women i have ever laid eyes on
       
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Hello 8 year s ago
only you Miss World , forever !!!!!!!
       
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rikki_doxx 6 year s ago
It's a guy
       
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