This Is Why Beaches Suck (40 pics)

Posted in RANDOM       5 Jul 2012       19989       11

Going to a beach is definitely not an option if you search for a good way to spend a hot summer day. These pictures show all the ghastly things you are to face there.

 

Diapers

Used needles

Awkward wet marks from bathing suit

Stinky wet towels and bathing suits in your laundry

Mean birds

Seagulls stealing your food

Seagulls stealing your shades

Used condoms

Having to get in the water to pee

Sand in your shoes

Not getting sunblock in the middle of your back

Tanning

Sunscreen in your eyes

Hairy backs

More hairy backs 

Wind

Seaweed

Thongs

Speedos

Dogs off the leash causing trouble

Wet dogs shaking water at you

Parking

Naked babies

Kids

Crowds

Humanity

Bad beach bodies

Good beach bodies

Crabs

Jellyfish

Portuguese Man O' Wars

Sharks

More sharks

So many sharks

Get the hell out of here, shark, I hate you so much

Sand around the rim of your soda can

Sand in your car..... FOREVER

Sand

More sand

Sand EVERYWHERE


Credits:  izismile.com
11   Comments ?
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Dreth 12 year s ago
I hate sand. Fuck sand!
       
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Dreth 12 year s ago
I must... not feed... the troll... but...

The fact I hate sand doesn't mean I don't go to the beach or that I'll make a post online solely on my hatred towards sand (my comment above didn't require a whole lot of effort and it said exactly what I felt).

However, when I do go to the beach and finally go barefoot and dive and all that, the bothersome part is getting sand all over inside the car. I think that's pretty much a general feeling, unless you're a die-hard surfer or your car is still full of sand despite not going to the beach, then you are just a pig in general.
       
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easytodo 12 year s ago
This is why bitches suck... I see what you did here ... ;)
       
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Nezumi 12 year s ago
your joke is bad and you should feel bad.
       
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easytodo 12 year s ago
lol I know :D
       
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One 12 year s ago
What kind of beaches you go to?
       
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Mr. Ree 12 year s ago
That is why you losers should stay home in your parents basement and surf the Internet, jerk off, and play video games instead of going to the beach.
       
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Rivas 12 year s ago
Says the hating moron commenting every fucking picdump.
       
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Mr. Ree 12 year s ago
Rivas, please go back to playing video games and jerking off (to gay porn) in your mommy's basement.
       
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jubyp0b 12 year s ago
@ Mr Ree
The above reasons mentioned for hating the beach are stupid. Like the great Bill Hicks once said, there are people there with tanned skin and white teeth, and then I come along, with my white skin and tanned teeth. Also, it's a place where *dirt* meets *water*.

Other than that, the beach in my country is just lame; too many douchebags drinking Salitos and Campari and pretending to get drunk. Not to mention the most interesting things you can find out about..nothing from hearing them talk. The beach may have been something better 10-15-20 years ago, but at the moment, I see it as a big trashy douchbaggy city club - except outdoors, floor turned to sand.

Heh, I wish I could go to the mountains.
       
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gigantes 12 year s ago
exactly- stay home. it takes a real crybaby to ignore all the great stuff in the beach experience and instead focus on just the things that annoy you.
       
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