Christopher Walken — Ronald Walken
Mila Kunis — Milena Markovna Kunis
Bruno Mars — Peter Gene Hernandez
Dakota Fanning — Hannah Dakota Fanning
Charlie Sheen / Martin Sheen — Carlos Irwin Estevez / Ramon Antonio Gerard Estevez
Demi Moore — Demetria Gene Guynes
Drake — Aubrey Drake Graham
Fergie — Stacy Ann Ferguson
Ben Kingsley — Krishna Pandit Bhanji
Jodie Foster — Alicia Christian Foster
Jamie Foxx — Eric Marlon Bishop
Katy Perry — Kathryn (Katy) Hudson
Joaquin Phoenix — Joaquin Rafael Bottom/Leaf Phoenix
Lady Gaga — Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta
Louis C.K. — Louis Szekely
Ludacris — Christopher Brian Bridges
Meg Ryan — Margaret Mary Emily Anne Hyra
Michael Caine — Maurice Joseph Micklewhite
Miley Cyrus — Destiny Hope Cyrus
Bono — Paul David Hewson
Natalie Wood — Natalia Nikolaevna Zakharenko
Michael Keaton — Michael John Douglas
Portia de Rossi — Amanda Lee Rogers
Chevy Chase — Cornelius Crane Chase
Reese Witherspoon — Laura Jeanne
Spike Jonze — Adam Spiegel
Tina Fey — Elizabeth Stamatina Fey
Vin Diesel — Mark Sinclair Vincent
Natalie Portman — Natalie Herschlag
Whoopi Goldberg — Caryn Elaine Johnson