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Not All Safes Contain Hidden Treasures (7 pics)

Posted in NSFW       20 May 2015       8077       2

Sometimes opening a locked box is a real let-down.

 

You see this kind of safe at bake sales and stuff...it's like the classic PTA mom safe. Also seen when buying tickets to a school sporting event. Maybe it's full of money?
After about 3 minutes of jiggling this in the lock, the lock turned one rotation.
OK, now I'm freaking out that it's a gun and/or murder weapon.
Not getting finger prints on that shit!
At last it's open...what can it be???
Oh sweet jesus...
3 butt plugs, 2 vibrators, 3 fairly large dildos (one is sealed in plastic), 1 tiny dildo. 2 magnum condoms, flavored lube, A busted battery, and 50 dollars.

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Ouboet 5 year s ago
Jackpot!
       
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channax 5 year s ago
naughty ( dang's ) MOM ! ! !
       
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