1

“Stairs suck because you have to deal with your boobs bouncing around. Button up shirts always have that weird keyhole opening if you try to button them up over your boobs. Cute bras are hard to come by, unless you want to pay a lot.”

remersia

2

“You can’t lean over the table without knocking something over. I don’t know how many lovely drinks have been ruined because of my boobs. Also leaning towards your laptop while sitting down or laying on the bed with your laptop can sometimes cause your boobs to click the trackpad and cause fuckery.”

books-and-tea

3

“When I am reading, sitting at that weird half sitting half lying down angle, my boobs cover the lower inch or so of the book. I have to push them in and out of the way as I get to the bottom of each page. Yes am aware could sit differently slash prop the book on a cushion but I don’t do things that way.”

apricot_crumble

4

“Every shirt or dress is a tent and makes me look chubbier than I am but if I wear a size that fits my ribs, I instantly look slutty. Actually I look slutty in a lot of clothes that I want to wear.”

toothfairy87

5

“Golfing. My tits get in the way when I try to swing.”

npcvillager

6

“Work a physical labor job where I’m lifting ~50lb items daily, constantly, off pallets and onto other things. I hit my tits constantly. They bruise. It’s awful. It sounds like something that should be easy to avoid but they’re just this large obtrusion between my arms when I need to move moving shit.”

eatcauliflower

7

“I’ll walk around all day with a stain or something on my side or stomach and won’t notice it until I pass a mirror because I can’t see underneath my boobs.”

fluffykins27

8

“Booblash. Like when you’re on the bus and you hit a bump and your boobs go flying and then they remember that gravity is a thing and whip back down hard enough to feel like they’re rip off your chest. And then the awkward stares when you clutch your boobs and try to hold them in place…”

just2clarafy

9

“Running… it becomes a challenge….”

-wander-lust-

10

“Seat belts either choke you, or go in your armpit.”

shecooedeffectively

11

“I can’t sleep on my back because I can’t breathe. So I sleep on my stomach, and I’m up so high my back hurts.”

notastepfordwife

12

“Trying to type on the computer poses a challenge. First, because I can’t get the right distance from the keyboard. Secondly because my boobs get in the way of my arms, and they end up getting chafed if I’m typing too long (not to mention my arms having to be at an awkward angle so they cramp up.)”

yresimdemus

13

“I hate how I sometimes have to buy a shirt in a bigger size for it to fit better on my boobs but then it drapes over my stomach and makes me either look pregnant or like a boat. :(“

beatenandblindfolded

14

“V-necks or scoop shirts are “cute” and “innocent” on one girl, but make me look like a rejected Hooters waitress. The tight-shirt version is a Dominatrix. In the summer, you have to choose between looking like a whore, or being uncomfortably warm all day.”

pm-me-your-replies

15

“I dont know if anyone has said this yet, but when you have big boobs, the weight pulls your bra down and the straps leave indents in your shoulders which become permanent. Sucks!!!!”

youdirtydirtywhore

16

“32DDD and an officer. Ballistic vests are a bitch. Ballistic vests and huge boobs are sheer hell.”

tinyfiveoh

17

“I get heat rash underneath my boobs in summer, it’s not very sexy.”

theballinist

18

“It’s harder to breathe with boobs. Sometimes I will lift them off of my chest and take an unhindered breath and it’s nice :p”

lexjude

19

“I’ve never experienced the sore back thing, so I guess I’m the odd one out there but not being able to buy a decent bra for cheap at Walmart sucks. 50+ bucks every time so I wear them until they literally fall apart.”

ovaryquiver

20

“Sagging I’m only in my 30’s and the ‘Ladies’ are permanently headed south for the winter, spring, summer, and fall. They are like pendelums. I feel like a grandma around my husband. All of my less-endowed friends still have nice, perky boobs.”

pmmeadick