Watching My Girlfriend's Tortoise While She's On Vacation. She Told Me To Keep Him Out Of Trouble

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When My Wife Leaves Town, I Get Bored. Six Days Into Her Vacation I Joked "I'm Going To Have A Formal Dinner With The Cats." Then I Thought About It For A While

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My Wife Wanted A Run-Of-The-Mill Birthday Party. I Asked Her, "So Just A Generic Party?" This Is The Result

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Had Minor Surgery Today. My Husband Didn't Want To Take Any Chances So He Wrote Instructions On My Arms And Legs

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I Ask My Husband If He Realises He Has Never Actually Painted Us Both In The Same Painting So He Paints This Masterpiece

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My Wife Didn't Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem

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My Girlfriend Took A Pic At The Dallas Aquarium. I Took A Pic At Target. They're Virtually Indistinguishable

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My Wife Didn't Want To Take Maternity Pictures, So I Hired A Photographer And Took Her Place

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My Girlfriend Said If I Could Find Uglier Footwear, She Would Stop Poking Fun At My Crocs

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So My Sister Got Goalie Gloves For Christmas From Her Boyfriend For 'Being A Keeper'

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This Is What Happens When You Let Your Boyfriend Take The Cat To The Groomer

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This Is How You Support A Marathoning Girlfriend

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When My Wife Asked Me To "Touch Up" Our Engagement Photos

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The Boyfriend Got In Trouble Yesterday. He Sent Flours To My Office Today To Apologize

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My Girlfriend Was Out Of Town So My Dog And I Finally Had The Dinner We're Always Putting Off

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My Husband Always Leaves Me Notes When He Has To Leave Town For Work

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My Boyfriend Of 7 Years And I Are Both Physicists. Here's How He Proposed To Me

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I Got Married Last Week, My Wife Wanted Me To Only Take Serious Pictures With My Groomsman

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My Newly-Wed Friend Left This For His Wife

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I Got Bored And Turned On The Motion Detection On Our Nanny Cam And Set It Email My Wife While She's At Work Tonight. Then I Dressed Up In An Old Halloween Mask And Set My Plan Into Motion. My Ear Is Still Bleeding From Her Phone Call. But Yet I Can't Wait To Buy More Masks.

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Last Night I Told My Boyfriend, Who Is A Coke Fan, That I Like Pepsi Next. This Is What I Found When I Got Home Today

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Heard My Husband Telling The Dog To Stay Still In The Kitchen, Walked In And This Greeted Me

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Thought I Looked Cute As Hell Today And My Boyfriend Told Me I Look Like Pinhead Larry

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My Boyfriend Thinks He's Soo Funny

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I Start My Dream Job Tomorrow (Maternity Nursing). Here's The Cake My Boyfriend Got Me To Celebrate

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My Wife Wanted To Make Sure That Someone Took A Picture Of The Expression On Our Faces When Our Daughter Was Born Today. So I Took One

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I Bought My Wife A Necklace For Christmas. The Guy Asked Me If I Would Like It Gift Wrapped. I Told Him Yes And Asked Him To Make It Look As Horrible As Possible. He Pulled Out A Roll Of Tape And Said "As You Wish Sir"

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My Brother Was Sad His Girlfriend Couldn't Come To Our Halloween Party, So He Came As Both Of Them

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Fell Asleep In The RV. Husband Got All The Kids To Scream At Once. I Woke Up To This. Still Not Talking To Those Assholes

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Picking A Fight With My Wife

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My Wife Wasn't As Excited As Me For My Fortune

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The Way This Husband Is Thankful To His Wife And Children

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My Wife Asked For A Coach Bag For Her Birthday. Let's Just Say She's Pretty Happy Today

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My Wife Looked Menacing While Throwing Her Bouquet, So I Used My Few Skills In PS To Fit The Mood

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My Boyfriend Thought He'd Give Me A Sexy Surprise After Work Today

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Trying To Sent Subtle Hints To My Wife Last Night

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This Is What My Boyfriend Did To Prevent Me From Snooping Before He Proposed

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When You Ask For A Golden Retriever For Your Birthday And Your Boyfriend Gets You This

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For The Past Two Years, Anything Sitting In Our Garage That The Wife Says We Can't Get Rid Of, I've Hung As "Art" In Our Otherwise Useless Front Room

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