This hurts.
30 seconds after you put your tights on:
A problem all girls with long hair probably face:
Think twice before applying your lipstick and going out.
“I was sedated for a dentist appointment and remember absolutely nothing from it. It seemed like I was wide awake the entire time, which explains the pictures I just found on my phone.”
“Catch me with this cute curling iron burn on my face for the next week.”
“Me with and without makeup, but still cute”
“I got this mask thinking it’d be relaxing and nice. But it’s not relaxing at all! It has no mouth hole! I can’t talk or breathe! This makes me look like a movie villain!”
“After 5 years of doing my eyebrows, I just waxed off a part of one...please, send help!”
“It costs $40!”
“The way I want to spend my evening after a long work day”
Karl Marx, glamorous edition
The fastest way to lose weight:
“I thought the effect would be...different.”
Putting your jacket in the tumble dryer when your lipstick is in the pocket:
High heels are for strong souls.
Rule #1: Always keep all mirrors in mind!
“My waterproof camera sucked in water and died but left me this last image.”