hey Condition! Stop beating off to that picture! Put that away, that's indecent!
Chief: All right, patrolman Johnson, I heard you caught sight of this new vigilante, Spider-Woman.
Johnson: That's right, Chief.
C: All right Johnson, what did she look like?
J: Well, she wore all black, very curvy, a spider icon on the breast, uh, very curvy...
C: Right, right, what I mean is, what did she look like?
J: Look like, Chief?
C: You know. Her facial features?
C: What color was her hair?
C: How about her nose?
C: What color were her eyes?
C: *sigh* Every dam time.