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Girls Are So Weird (And Not Just In Bed)! (15 pics)

Posted in RANDOM 27 Jan 2020 6611 3

“… This involves hugging her and lifting her up and down somewhat quickly. It always makes her smile and she makes the cutest noises. Sometimes I’ll stop too early and she will politely ask for more. She’s 30 years old and I will always be there to bounce her when she needs it most.”

“… and to have me forcefully inhale and exhale so that her head bounces along on it. She finds it relaxing.”

” I then must do the same and, when the coast is clear, slightly lift our respective shirts and BELLY BUMP! Then just walk away like cold war spies.”

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Amazing 4 year s ago

#4 Wow what were you laying in bed? Pipe? Carpet? Groundwork? The thing I'm most curious about is: when you were laying whatever it is that you were laying - while you were in bed - were you lying, sitting, kneeling, standing? I'm dying to know. Me in bed, once I lay myself down in bed, I mostly just lie there, unless I have company. But I'm funny that way.

#7 So bite her, Nancy.

#8 Oooooohhhhhh I get it!!! You're laying *down* - as in feathers! So you're laying feathers in your bed. Yeah that would make for a soft bed. Then, after you lay the feathers down, and you lie in that bed, it'll be all soft and cushy. ...But don't the down feathers get in your chest hair?

Concern 4 year s ago

#15 You had me at "hold it in her mouth and swallow it gulp by gulp."

yahoo

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