"Rhythm is more important than speed."
"Trim and file those finger knives before you go scraping around in there."
"The clit has a hood for a reason, the clit itself is brutally sensitive. Some women like it. Some don’t. Please ask before messing around under the hood."
"Vaginas are quite acidic, to the point where it can bleach undergarments."
"Don’t go at the clit like it’s a scratch-off ticket."
"During a sexual experience, the vagina should be the last thing you touch. Stroke her hair, face, neck, back, breasts, hands, legs, feet, butt, belly, and massage around the vagina before you actually touch it."
"No, we can’t just “hold it” when we’re on our period. It’s not piss, it’s blood."
"Do not spread booty hole germs up to the pee hole. UTIs are a bitch. Wash your damn hands."
"The g spot is actually part of the clit and is located about 2-3″ inside of the vagina and feels spongy. You’ll want to use the come hither motion on it when you find the spot. So your fingers should be facing the belly button. Stimulate both the clit and g spot together… and bam!"
"When we moan out in pleasure it does not mean speed up or do it “harder”. It means keep doing exactly what you’re doing."
"That it’s attached to a breathing, feeling entity."
"Queefs (vagina farts) are uncontrollable, but still can be embarrassing. Don’t tease about it unless she’s made the first move about it."
"Once you find the clit, don’t ignore the rest."
"For the first-timers, the hole where you put the dick in is a little lower than you think."
"A woman being super tight or dry is not a good thing, that means she’s unaroused and/or nervous. It’s probably hurting her. An aroused vagina is relaxed and wet. Using lube is also always a good idea, especially for the first few times if they are a virgin."
"Most women won’t orgasm from penetration alone. Also, it doesn’t smell like roses."
"For the love of god stop immediately trying to jackrabbit it. What’s your car in when you immediately turn it on? It’s in park. Warm it up for Christ’s sake."
And remember- "no" means "yes"
Lol that comment made me laugh