1

"I went back to a girl’s place and after whatever I was looking at the wall and found my picture on it which really fucked me up for a few minutes, but turns out it was a picture of me and her female cousin in a club, and that was the only recent picture she had of her cousin and I was a coincidence."

2

"I had a girl bite my dick.

 Woke up the next day with a sore dick, jumped in the shower and there it is – a tooth mark like I’d been sucked off by a damn beaver"

3

"Went on a date and I finally got a “wanna come up to my place”. I never been to her place so I was shocked that not only it was a small size studio apartment but she had 8 cats there.

So we’re doing it while 8 cats were staring at us the whole time. When we started doing it doggie style Mr. Lemmon jumped on her back. The only reason why I know his name was because as he jumped on her back she said, “Mr. Lemmon, get off you naughty boy!”"

4

"Shit-faced drunk. In a sports bar. In New Zealand. Brazilian woman 10+ years older than me. Somehow end up back at my place. She’s riding me. But doesn’t seem that into it. Asks in broken English if I have chocolate. I do. She shovels like half a block of chocolate into her mouth and starts smearing the rest on my chest and now is moaning and really into it. She gushes. Like mattress soaking squirt.

Leaves within 5 mins. I pass out. Wake up to a damp bed covered in chocolate with chocolate all over the sheets and duvet and handprints and smeared chocolate up the walls. Wtf."

5

"Managing a taco bell (20m) late night, walked by the drive-thru window and heard “hey, you’re hot! Want my number?” She was a freshly graduated Romanian exchange student. We hooked up in the parking lot in my boat of a Buick."

6

"Went home with a guy during my time at uni. In the throws of the moment, he flung his T-Shirt off and into what seemed to be a random corner.

We’re going at it for a while, until suddenly we both stop because we can smell smoke. Being very drunk we didn’t realize what was happening until out the corner of our eye, something burst into flames.

Somehow, he’d thrown his T-shirt onto a lamp which had been on all night while he was out and was super hot. In his panic he starts yelling, which causes his 3 roommates to come running into the room while I’m just there butt naked trying to protect what was left of my dignity.

Extinguished the fire, all good, I start putting my clothes back on to leave because moment is ruined and I’m no longer feeling it. He begs me to stay and carry on as if nothing happened while his roommates still there… I just ran out as quick as I could. Always careful where I throw my clothes now."

7

"Had a nosebleed while going down."

8

"Lost my virginity at a new year’s “party”. Was 17 spending the weekend with my much (30 years) older brother, and he wanted to go out, so he ditched me at a friend’s house. They had a foreign exchange student there from France. We ended up getting drunk and doing it on the sofa, while someone else was on the other sofa, presumably watching. Never saw any of those people ever again."

9

"Met a girl at a bar, Leave together, too drunk to drive so We end up climbing these exterior stairs on top of a parking garage. She’s bent over the railing when this security guard walks out the doors below us.

Dude looks up and asks, ”ya’ll committing suicide or just having sex?” Just sex I said, he says alright be careful, and just walks away clapping."

10

"We start getting into it despite both being very drunk. She’s aggressive, so she starts riding me on the bed hard. A moment later, she punches me in the face. I shake it off like it was an accident, but she does it again. And when I say punch, I mean it. It was definitely hard enough to break my nose, though thankfully she didn’t.

In any case, I’m really drunk, so I don’t react at all. About a minute later, she gets exhausted, rolls off me, and falls asleep instantaneously.

She sleeps for the next 11 hours."

11

"Not my story but a guy I worked with a while back. Told me about a girl he picked up from the bar once, brought her home, she pissed in his bed and left before he woke up."

12

"Hooked up with girl A at a party. Had fun.

About a week later hooked up with girl B. We go for breakfast and our server is girl A.

Girl A and girl B are friends.

Unfortunately, this is the end of the story."

13

"I was going to have life-changing cancer surgery in 3 days and the neighbors (who I’d never met) were having a massive party. I was tired, exhausted, and wanted to sleep but the noise was out of control.

Went next door to tell them to be quieter and ended up having a threesome with two of the guys there. Went to my surgery with hickies like I was some teenager who couldn’t control themselves."

14

"I (F) was at a party with friends. at 8 am I went home with one of my friends (M) and 3 of his friends, two boys, one girl. we had an amazing night, everyone fucked everyone in a huge bed while smoking weed. In the middle of the night I got a seizure while sleeping. Didn’t wake up (in that moment) from it. Everyone was asleep but my friend woke up, gave me some benzodiazephine and I fell asleep again.

Next morning everyone left (except my friend, we were at his house) and we never talked about it again. I had an amazingly weird night, almost died, smoked some weed, licked some stuff and we never talked about it again. But I thanked him a lot because he saved my life because 2 weeks later I went to the doctor, turned out I have epilepsy."

15

"I went to his house, it’s was dark and when we finished and I was leaving I opened the lights and there were lots of pictures of him and his wife and kids and when I got out his wife was in the driveway."

16

"Met a woman in the check-in line for a flight. We hit it off and we’re drinking in the bar waiting. And waiting. And drinking- flight is delayed. Very delayed. We board and go our separate ways. Well, it’s delayed so much that we missed our connections.

Airline is putting us up in hotel. Start making out in the bus on the way to the hotel. We check in to 2 rooms but only used 1. My flight left first and I got up at 4am and went to the shuttle."

17

"I, 21 at the time, had never had a one-night stand before. So, the story goes: met a woman at a bar. We quickly get back to her place. In the morning, I have to get to work. I get dressed and head downstairs. I cross through the kitchen to get to the back door we came through last night. As I grab for the handle, I quickly glance left and see an older woman sipping coffee. That woman happened to be my teacher from when I was in 3rd grade. I went so red. Good god, my cheeks.

We make eye contact. And I slowly exit. Lol. "

18

"I had a raspy kitten tongue lick my taint while I was clapping cheeks. Quite off-putting"

19

"I was on an Amtrak traveling alone. All of the sudden one of the conductors comes down the aisle and introduces himself. Then he walks away again. A few hours later he comes back and says that one of the sleeper cars wasn’t occupied and asked if I wanted to sleep their instead of my seat. I was young and not well versed on the pick up game. He was handsome and I seriously just thought he was being nice. So I follow him down to the sleeper car and he stays to talk with me.

He was being a gentleman and not forcing anything on me. Anyway, the sparks were there and we ended up hooking up. I fell asleep and woke up a few hours later. I went back to my seat and dozed off again. When I got up, there was a tray with breakfast and a rose. There was also a note thanking me for a wonderful night. I never saw him again.

True story."

20

"Cute guy on Tinder. I had moved from the US to Europe and was trying to complete my “men of Europe” collection, and he was from Latvia, so I’m down.

We meet for drinks, chat for a while, he’s clearly nervous. Once we get a few drinks down though, he awkwardly kisses the back of my head when I had turned to look at something. I said something snarky like “are you going to kiss me for real at some point?”. He of course does, and the world fucking stops, my heart stops, time stops. We don’t stop making out except for long enough to pay, get into and out of the taxi, and get undressed at my place.

We must have had sex five or six times that night. He cuddled me so tightly while he slept. We had sex twice more the next morning. I offer to drive him home, and he accepts.

Turns out I was his second only partner (he was 27), hence the bit of nervousness at first. We had sex more times in that one night than he had ever had lol!

I casually mentioned that I’d like to see him again (sex was hot af, and I genuinely thought he was an interesting dude). He actually texted me a few days later, and we started regularly hooking up.

The next year I received a “you were supposed to be a one-night stand” coffee mug for Valentine’ day.

We are currently building a house together and have been together for over 4 years.""