These Sex Requests Are Too Much… (19 GIFS)

Posted in NSFW 31 May 2022 1894 2

"She wanted me to pretend I was having an exorcism"

"I was talking to a guy but we hadn’t reached the hookup stage yet. He wanted to use a thingy to gape my asshole, make a strawberry milkshake in it, and drink it with a straw. We did not progress to hooking up."

"This is a tame one but two of my exes were really into me being verbose to them in bed, I mean needing constant and descriptive dirty talking, couldn’t cum without it. It was fun at times but definitely played a part in why I eventually broke up because sex just became a chore. I don’t mind a few words here and there, but god damn having sex is tiring enough, I can’t improvise an audio book every time as well."

"i had only been talking to this guy for a couple months but one time while we were on the phone he said he wanted to take a hit from his vape, blow the smoke into my pussy and “watch me queef it out”"

"Pretty tame compared to what everyone else has commented but I dated a girl who refused to have sex with me unless I had sex with her mom first so that her mom could tell her if it was worth her time. Of course I was dumbstruck so when I asked why they both agree to this “interview” phase she said she thought everyone’s parents did that for them."

"A muscular guy I was dating wanted me to carry him on my shoulders because it made him horny to feel a women struggling under his weight."

"A freind of mine was seeing a guy who had an egg fetish, like chicken eggs. He loved them and wanted her to ‘lay eggs’ on him. This didn’t scare her away and at first she was like kinds excited and went to boil said eggs.

Then he looses his shit cause that would ruin the experience! Fresh eggs only!"

"Damn I was hooking up with this woman that would pound her fists into my chest while she was on top, hard enough to leave bruises and I told her I didn’t like that. She said she couldn’t control it when orgasming and barely realized she did it, but that sounded like bullshit because it just seemed like she was letting out pent up frustration. It wasn’t hot and I had to start ignoring her."

"Not my story but a girl I dated was telling me about a guy she was gonna hook up with. He refused to have sex with her unless she took an ice bath so that “she could feel like a dead body”"

"i’m going to go hug my girlfriend for being normal"

"Not me but my friend. Her boyfriend was into vomit. Would want her to throw up on his dick. I think it got too much for her when anytime she was sick and throwing up he’d start jerking off."

"We showered together pretty often, when he started peeing on me “as a joke” I stopped agreeing to shower with him. Then, he “accidentally” wet the bed while spooning me and immediately got a boner. Not down for non-consensual kink play. Just ASK. If a ‘no’ is a dealbreaker then let’s not be together lmao don’t piss on me without my permission!"

"My ex randomly sat me down and said he only wanted to have sex when I was on my period and without a condom. It was weird enough but he said he liked it because it reminded him of a rare steak… somehow that was the most confusing part cause why would he want to fuck a steak?"

"The whole sucking other dude’s cocks was a little off putting"

"She was very much into roleplay, starting out with some boss-secretary scenarios and the like, with me wearing a suit and her a short skirt. Yeah, not necessarily my thing 100% but I can roll with it.

Then she asked me for my measurements for a costume, said she had hers already. From the way she asked it I had to pry what costume exactly.

Now, before the big reveal I have to point out she was very much into World War 2, had a lot of books on the subject, particularly on the holocaust.

Yeah, you guessed it"

"She was a hardcore masochist, and I’ll be honest, I’m into that up until a point, but when she started asking me to burn her with a curling iron, I realized I might have stepped into a bit more than I was comfortable with"

"My x boyfriend would jerk off but not clean it up. Like he would just aim at the carpet and since it was grey you couldn’t tell when it dried. When I found out I freaked, and he tried to justify it saying he did that everywhere, basically on any fabric/carpet surface. And since I’ve been sitting on his sofa/bed for a while already I’ve already sat on the dried stuff so it was a little to late to freak out. I guess all the axe body spray covered it up or something? Anyways I was single very shortly later, and the smell of axe spray still makes me dry heave."