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The Most Annoying Things That Happen During Sex (19 GIFS)
“Idk but my wife has orgasmed like five times, and I still haven’t cum. That’s kinda annoying as she is done, and I still have not finished. She would then give me a hand/blow job for me to finish. Is this weird to find it annoying or just me??”
“Needing to fart.”
“Breathing in my face. I don’t want to get a puff of your mouth air forced into my nostrils every other second. I don’t care how minty fresh you are, it ruins the mood.”
“When your partner thinks a clit is a button that needs to be bashed like they are trying to set a new high score. Tip: That shit hurts. Be gentle, like you would be with your own eyeball.”
“When she plays with the balls aggressively. Like no, those are sensitive and moody af. One wrong move, and it turns into a five-minute pain thing.”
“I had an ex-boyfriend who would get impatient when trying to get me off and would repeatedly look me in the eyes and in an insistent tone he would say ‘GO!’ … Such a turnoff.”
“‘Do you want/like it? Tell me how much you want/like it.’
What the fuck answer are you looking for? I’m here, aren’t I?”
“I hate the screaming. It’s obnoxious. Give me deep breaths and some moaning and I’ll explode, but scream and I’ll just get soft while inside her.”
“Daddy talk. Fuck off with that instant turn-off. Got so bad I’ve told people if they call themselves daddy while I have sex with them I’m stopping straight away.”
“Had an ex that would stick his tongue out and pant like a dog while he was fucking me. Absolutely horrid, turned me completely off.”
“When it takes him forever to cum.”
“My girl trying to stick a dry finger in my asshole. I never go up in her dry come on.”
“Swallowing a pubic hair.”
“When dudes think they’re switching it up by doing that weird circular grinding. Yeah please don’t do that.”
“PET NAMES! My husband uses our really silly pet names which, include referring to himself with that name in the first person. Please no.”
“Getting teeth during head.”
“People sticking their fingers in my mouth. They aren’t clean. I’m trying to do something/concentrate, and you don’t want me to suddenly stop and wonder what is under your nails that tastes horrible … so stop doing it without consent or I will bite them.”
“When my husband over works the tits. Flick my clit man!!!!!”
“Shit appearing during anal. No matter how one tries to clean the ass, something can pop out anyway and it’s an instant turn off for me.”
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Luella 1 year ago
#1 That'd be you- sitting in front of your computer daydreaming about what it'd be like to actually touch a woman and typing lies that no one can ever disprove.
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Francine 1 year ago
Period sex. It's fine at first, but blood isn't a good lubricant and things get dry pretty quick, like pool sex. Also, it can be a bit traumatizing the first time you see your dick covered in blood. Never stopped me from doing it again, though...
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Norby 1 year ago
#11 - put a little enthusiasm into it and maybe he will come.
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