1

"Porta-potty"

2

"Waterslide.Whatever you think you can pull off during the ride, you’ll be at the bottom long before you can finish up. Don’t even try, unless you’re ready to face that consequence. And no, I’m not kidding. I’ve seen people try that. Not only is it highly impractical and an easy way to hurt yourself, there’s just not enough time. An average slide from top to bottom takes about 11 seconds.

If you wanna accept that challenge, be my guest, but unless your name is Barry Allen, you probably can’t pull it off."

3

"I lost mine in a laundromat parking lot….no car, no privacy… Just a parking lot at night. A group of guys pulled up to us with bats and knives, ready to fuck us up. They thought we broke into their buddy’s house. When they realized what we were doing and that we were in our early teens, they looked embarrassed (so did we), apologized and left.

Teenagers are horny, man…"

4

"I had a goth friend who lost hers in a graveyard. But she thought that was awesome and wonderful."

5

"Wasn’t my virginity but I have fucked a girl whilst my friend was a few ft away fucking his. Was when I was in high school, we were all made to sleep in the living room together cause the parents thought that would stop anything happening."

6

"In the metaverse"

7

"In any kind of water. Swimming, splashing around in a pool, Jacuzzi, anything where the actual thing happens underwater washes all the lubrication away. Ensuing discomfort for all involved."

8

"Not mine, but a friend’s he lost his in an abandoned warehouse on the floor and from what I heard it was next to a dead rat as well."

9

"Family reunion"

10

"At your uncle’s poker game."

11

"I had a friend who lost hers on the lawn of a retirement home. Her friend wasn’t too far away, losing hers too"

12

"Dentist’s chair. Dentist grins when he enters the room half mast."

13

"My first girlfriend and I lost ours on the beach. Seemed like a romantic idea going into it, but it got messed up multiple ways. Brought a sheet to put down; turned out I grabbed a fitted sheet. Brought a candle for romantic fire light, forgot a lighter. It was windy and chilly. Sand got everywhere. And the actual sex lasted about two seconds, because I had the brilliant thought that “it hurts the first time, so I’ll stick it in as quick as possible to get the painful part out of the way!” Cue 2 seconds of penetration and 15 minutes of consoling my poor girlfriend."

14

"At my house but the doors were unlocked and my extremely religious aunt came over and so I had to hide the guy in the closet and she opened the door and I was like oh we were working on a physics project and I was worried you’d freak out if I had a guy over lmfao.

Oh my aunt told my whole family for a year I kept getting asked at the family gatherings,” you got any new boys in your closet?” Smh"

15

"Not where, but when is during the halftime show of the 2004 Super Bowl where Justin Timberlake pulled off Janet Jackson’s shirt and exposed her breast so when your girlfriend’s dad comes home and asks if we saw the halftime show and you unemphatically say, “sure, yea, it was great.” And then he becomes suspicious and checks all of the trash cans and finds a bloody condom and then physically throws you out of his house."

16

"Confession booth."

17

"At your funeral"

18

"Burger King bathroom"