1

“Plumbers carrying roofing tools.”

2

“Fingering someone with acrylics on. Immediate NO.”

3

“Ass to vag.

That’s how you get UTIs.”

4

“Terrible acting. I have to turn the sound off sometimes because it’s so disingenuous that it turns me off.”

5

“Poor quality dubs/voice-overs.”

6

“Prolapse … f*cking hell, WTF likes to see the inside of a body, let alone that hole?”

7

“Ron Jeremy.”

8

“When a male actor is giving cunnilingus, and he’s always so bad at it, but the female actor is moaning like crazy. Makes men think that’s the right way to eat p*ssy – moving their head up and down really fast.”

9

“There’s rough sex … and then there’s just abuse. A lot of p*rn has abuse.”

10

“I’m not gonna describe it, but the fellas know ‘THAT view’ is not ideal. Especially when you’re about to, you know.”

11

“Nobody says thank you.

I always say thank you when you let me finish on your face.”

12

“After thinking about it, and reading the comments, it occurred to me that almost everything featured in p*rn disgusts me. When I recall my fondest sexual experiences, they share almost nothing in common with any kind of p*rn I’ve seen.”

13

“Spitting into a vagina in particular and spitting, in general.

So many times there’s been a good video and all of a sudden the guy hocks a loogie into the lady, and I have to say out loud ‘You f*cking tw*t!’ and hit the back button.”

14

“Cervix-play of any kind, usually in H*ntai. You can’t penetrate the cervix like what happens in p*rn anyways, but cervical bruising SUCKS. It’s just not sexy.

I can handle unrealistic stretching, but when you bring it internal, it just loses me.”

15

“The positions. In normal scenarios, they are mostly uncomfortable.”

16

“There’s barely any straight or lesbian p*rn catered to women.”

17

“When they c*m in cereal, or a shot glass, and eat it/drink it. I feel physically sick seeing that.”

18

“An*l gaping. I don’t want to see her lower GI.”

19

“Stepmoms, stepsisters etc. When did family sex become so arousing?”

20

“Going ass to mouth. Once something has been down there, the next stop should be soap and water, not someone’s mouth. Call me old-fashioned.”

21

“Slapping titties hard as f*ck. I’m always hoping the girl just slaps the shit out of his nuts.”

22

“Girls doing that cross-eyed facial expression.”

23

“Treating women like shit. You know actively demeaning them. It seems ubiquitous, and it sends a really bad message to people watching who don’t know any better.”

24

“When the male actor is like a kind of weird blob. So you’re seeing like a super hot girl with some old, weird, way older guy.”

25

“The god-awful blow job noises. It sounds like my dog having a drink of water after a long walk. Disgusting.”