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People Reveal How They Tell Their Partners They’re Horny (19 GIFS)
"Nothing. Start massaging her legs, works every time, 60% of the time."
"I put on my robe and wizard hat."
"Ask her if she wants a back rub."
"Turn off the normal light and switch on the red lamp beside the bed."
"It all starts with the kissing."
"I’m horny."
"I close and lock the bedroom door."
“Why are you still wearing clothes?”
"Normally I just give him a look. He will do a double-take to make sure he’s seeing it right, lol."
"I read a story where a couple saw some deer going at it making loud deer love-making noises, and now whenever they are in the mood they make those noises to each other before running into the bedroom.
I thought it would be cute if my gf and I had something like that, but more subtle. So whenever one of us is in the mood, we stick our tongue out a little bit like a snake and if the other does the same then it’s on or planned to get it on when we get home."
"I ask my husband if he wants to “cuddle.”"
"My ex would just start randomly playing with my dick until I get hard."
“You look like a fun place to sit.”
“Get the grapefruit.”
"“Wanna stick it in?”
100% success rate."
"I don’t have to say anything … my wife seems to always be able to tell. But she lets me know when she’s horny by saying “Wanna see my butt?”"
“I’m booking an appointment with that ass for today sometime.”
"Me (m) – Nurse, I’m experiencing some swelling."
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Levi 1 year ago
everyone who read this is now dumber for having done so
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