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Spice Up Your Life With These NSFW Lifehacks! (15 GIFS)

Posted in GIF 22 Dec 2022 2136 3

“If you are almost finished but you want to last longer, ask to change position. Those seconds can be really helpful.”

“As a woman, guys can literally make us melt into a puddle by making noise during sexual escapades. Even if it is little moans, deep breaths, or simply uttering the word “fuck” quietly. 10/10, do recommend. Guys, think about how sexy it is to hear your partner make noises. Its the same for us.“

“If you’re a guy who’s quick, don’t be ashamed to use some toys on her off and on. It really helps with your pacing.“

“If you’re going down on someone and feel a hair in your mouth, lick the inside of their thigh to get it out discreetly without ruining the moment.“

“Wash your hands and don’t eat something spicy beforehand“

“Wash your butthole.”

“This really should seem obvious, but do personal hygiene before sex. Bro it’s dark outside, and you haven’t brushed your teeth since it was last dark outside, and your mouth probably smells like lunch.“

“Slow down and see how your partner reacts, especially with fingering. It’s so much more pleasurable to build the anticipation. Watch for hips coming up, and listen for changes in breathing to guide you.“

“Ask what your partner likes instead of just guessing. Saves a lot of time.“

“Pillow under her butt during missionary helps line everything up“

“If you’re a guy, when you’re done peeing don’t just shake. Push on your perineum and then follow your urinary tract up, THEN shake. You’d be amazed how much is left in the hose and how little you’ll drip after. Tips from my urologist.“

“When someone moves their hips towards you, they like what you’re doing. If someone is close to an orgasm and says “just like that”, keep doing exactly that. Same motion, speed, rhythm, etc..“

“Do not, for any reason, no matter how important the upcoming occasion, use Nair on your balls two days in a row. I assure you that a patchy, poorly groomed crotch is more attractive than one with chemical burns.“

“Finger tongue combo is a winner every time“

“When you really need to take a dump but there’s no toilet around, try to get a boner. That will shut down the pooping mechanism.“

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3 Comments ?

Ricky 1 year ago

Why is everything a "lifehack" now? These aren't "hacks," they're normal things that people do. Except for #15. I'm not gonna start wackin' off in public just to not shit. I learned how to hold it in when I was a child.

Edgar 1 year ago

Ricky,
They didn't talk about wackin' it off, just get a boner. I would not want to be next to you on public transportation if you don't know the difference.

John 1 year ago

#13 I shaved my balls once and only once. The next few days when the hairs were growing back were not fun. A good trim is more than enough. Of course, I remember when "manscaping" was something only fags and "metrosexuals" did.