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Pointless Props: Unnecessary Things In Porn (15 GIFS)

Posted in NSFW 23 Jun 2023 2212 3

“YEAH YEAH YEAH YEA YEA YEA YEA YES YES YES YES YES EEEEE EEEEEE EEEEE EEEEE OOOOOH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH MY GOD!!!“

“Woman performs oral on other woman with the passion of licking a postage stamp.

Other woman: Omg IM CUMMING AHHHHH“

“The interviews before the action form gonzo style European produced stuff. . He goes like “How old are you? You like segz?”, then tries to make some weird joke, she doesn’t understand but smiles and nods. It’s all so cringe.”

“Music.”

“Ads with a fake X button before the porn starts.”

“Every woman porn model over the age of 30 being cast as a step mom in an incest video. Every other girl under the age of 30 being cast as the step sister in an incest video.“

“When the go straight from anal and back into the vagina. Like you’re just giving her a major infection right there.“

“Showing prolapsed assholes. I’m fine when they fill up whatever holes but cant I watch without them pulling out to show off their gut flower?“

“Zooming into the dudes asshole until you see his kidneys“

“The Titles. “Hot young slut fucks big business man with huge cock” or whatever always just makes me laugh and once I laugh my boner dies and then I don’t wanna jerk it anymore.“

“All of the “step” bullshit needs to go. I have no desire to see you fuck your step mother, step father, step sister, or step brother.“

“The dang crossed eyes or eyes rolling back over exaggerating deal.“

“They need to stop randomly showing that angle of the dudes asshole. Nothing worse than being about to cum and then seeing that shit.”

“I used to watch those dorm/college party porns and I remember how fucking annoying it was when the camera man kept panning over to the party and asking the people how they liked what they were seeing. Like, I’m triyng to jack off to the actual sex, you fucks.”