1

"I’m uncut, said person jumped on without lube and my “uncut” part ripped. Wasn’t too bad but definitely killed the mood, had to take some time off for a couple weeks."

2

"After bar in a pretty aggressive makeout session. Something felt weird so I excused myself to the restroom. Looked in the mirror and saw that her hoop earring had impaled my cheek and was just dangling off the side of my face. Pulled it out, swabbed some rubbing alcohol on it, and got back to business. It was super weird because there was literally no pain at all. Like it must’ve missed every nerve ending."

3

"Many years ago I was out in the woods, laying on the ground naked and getting a blowjob. What I didn’t realize at the beginning was that I was apparently very close to a fire ant bed. They were quite literally tearing my ass and everything else up, but I was getting a blow job and I wasn’t keen on having her stop. After about 5 minutes of pure torture I couldn’t take it anymore and told her she had to quit. That was almost 30 years ago and I’ve never forgotten that incomplete blowjob and always regretted not being able to hold out a little longer."

4

"Pulled on the end of the condom to loosen up the tip that was too tight. The lubricant condom and my now lubricated fingers parted ways at maximum stretch, snapping the end of my excitement and putting an end to my excitement."

5

"We had both been drinking and decided to move it into the bedroom. I was on top. We were both super into it and I grabbed the bottle of whiskey and took a big swig straight from the bottle while riding him. He thought it was hot and decided he wanted to do a shot off my body while I rode him. He poured whiskey down my chest and was licking it off, but he missed some and it continued down… I was really into what was happening, so it took a second for the pain to register.

Holy shit, that burned. I hopped off of him, explaining that I felt like I had been set on fire and ran to the shower to hose off.

Lesson learned – whiskey does not belong anywhere near my vag."

6

"Went to flip over onto my back for missionary, overestimated how much bed was there, fell off the side and slashed my back on the edge of the dresser."

7

"I was getting road head and wrecked my car. She clenched down and I had to get 13 stitches in my dick. Luckily she didn’t bite it off. Was not a good day."

8

"I had a BF that was, honestly, too big. When we would have sex, I would tear and bleed. I actually had to see a sex therapist to learn how to consciously relax my vaginal muscles so that I wouldn’t get hurt.

We stayed together a lot longer than we should have…I ended up marrying a guy who is much more average, and the sex is a lot more enjoyable.

Bigger is NOT always better."

9

"The story of me losing my virginity was my girlfriend at the time had an ovarian cyst rupture during, causing internal bleeding. She had to go to the ER, have emergency surgery, and spent a week in the hospital, and is how both of our parents found out we had sex."

10

"My partner’s testicles got twisted during sex and they almost died from lack of blood flow. Poor dude was in so much pain and had to have surgery to correct it."