"Ejaculation speed can reach up to 45 km/h (28 mph)."
"It is almost always darker than the rest of the body."
"Being stressed out, exhausted, and cold makes it smaller. So the smallest penis in the world should belong to a man being chased by a polar bear in the Arctic."
"An elephants penis is prehensile, like it’s trunk. It can use it to pick up objects."
"The animal with the largest Penis to body ratio is the barnacle. Barnacles are like 70% penis."
"When you suck your own dick it feels more like you are sucking a dick than getting a blow job."
"The seam on your ballsack is where your proto vagina sealed up while you were in the womb."
"Raccoon penises have bones in them that people used to use as toothpicks in the Old West™."
"It will deliberately embarrass you by shriveling up right when you need it to look impressive."
"Most animals have a “penis bone” which allows for instant erections, however humans do not have this bone. The cause is thought to be because without the bone, courtship, arousal, and mating is a longer affair therefore leading to increased intimacy and pair bonding.
The penis is literally made for love."
"In your lifetime, you will touch your one penis more than your ten toes."
"Just because its erect DOES NOT mean the person is horny/aroused."