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Comedy Gold: Hilarious Quotes From Adult Films (20 GIFS)
Posted in NSFW 2 Nov 2023 2429
"“Help me i’m stuck” when they are clearly not stuck"
“Get busy living, or get busy dying.”
"“Show ‘em why they call you horse”
— Ron Jeremy movie where he gets his wife a horse for their anniversary"
"Shut up before I go back there and slap your tits
– Fake Taxi"
"Never saw the film but I read the quote in an adult magazine. It’s film from around the early 80’s. A girl is teaching another girl about giving a blow job and she says, “If at first you don’t succeed try try again until you suck seed.”
LOL, always loved that. When porn could actually be creative and entertaining."
"A naked woman, motioning towards her crotch: “Have some lunch.”"
"Female nurses to male patient…”Looks like he needs some mouth-to-cock resuscitation.”"
Girl: “I love when you disrespect me like that.”
“Eat more rice cum more”
"No cash? Pay with your ass."
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