Comedy Gold: Hilarious Quotes From Adult Films (20 GIFS)

Posted in NSFW       2 Nov 2023       2510      

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“But I poop from there!”

“Not right now you don’t.”

 

"“Put your kids behind bars” -Says a girl with braces waiting for a load"

 

"YOU LEMON STEALING WHORE"

 

“I’m not at the beach, this is a bathtub”

 

“AWWW YEAH FUCKIN’ DROPPIN’ LOADS!!”

 

“I just wanna get some stank on my hang low.”

 

"Glaze me like a fucking donut"

 

“I need a pee”

“I want something to drink”

“We both can benefit from this”

 

"I can feel the color in me.

Not generally into racial play, but that line was just so damn funny."

 

‘You can’t just go around penetrating people!’

 


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