"Never stick anything in the butt you can’t pull out easily. If something ends up stuck in the butt, don’t try to get it out – you’ll only push it in deeper. Prepare for a really weird poop."
"The nipple is amazing – but there’s a whole tit you’re not paying attention to."
"If you’re girthy, don’t just shove it in. For the love of fucking god, don’t just shove it in."
"Shower and wash your butt."
"NEVER FUCKING DOUBLE WRAP. You might as well not use a rubber – the friction will cause holes in both."
"Wash your goddamned sex toys. And consider using condoms on them. They’ll last longer, and be more hygienic. But wash your goddamned sex toys."
"If someones eating you out, and you’re enjoying it, tell them."
"Handjobs aren’t supposed to hurt….at all."
"Men – there is an orgasm button in your butt which will give you an orgasm like you have never ever experienced in your life. You can hit it yourself, but it’s easier with a partner. Good luck."
"Sexual dysfunctions (like premature ejaculation, erectile dysfunction, sexual pain etc.) are the most common problems though. The standard treatment for these (if the cause of the problem is not biological) is sort of a “reprogramming” of the couple’s sexuality. It’s called Sensate focusing by Masters & Johnson. The convenient thing about this method is, that you can adjust it to almost any sexual dysfunction and every couple’s needs. Depending on the dysfunction, specific exercises can be added, for example the start-and-stop technique for premature ejaculation, dialators for vaginismus or masturbation training for anorgasmia."